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Eric Hassan

@erichassan.bsky.social

bator/cockstar/polymath/poppers godfather - forearms bone me up, watermelon bums me out - see my naked movies at http://thedudenextdoor.com (he/him)

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i don’t feel bad at all for expressing contempt for the furher or the bigoted anti-american morons who voted for him - they’re all asking for it, and now they’re getting it - too bad, not so sad :)

02.03.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

respectfully, this doesn’t read like your heart is in it - you don’t *have* to do an onlyfans! also, watch out for β€œtrying to make everyone happy” - everyone will have an opinion no matter what and you can’t control that

the question is: are you happy? and who do you want deciding that for you?

01.03.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

peace

28.02.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eric with the magnificent #helmet 😘

26.02.2026 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t want my taxes to go to child fucking, war, or trumps fucking pocket

fuck the US government - it’s a child fucking crime organization and i hope they ALL get what they deserve

25.02.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it was a tic. it was involuntary.

BUT it was harmful and unnecessary - the BBC didn’t need to air that - delroy lindo and michael b. jordan deserve apologies (β€œwe apologize if you were offended” isn’t an apology)

involuntary or not, slurs cause real harm and not just to the people in that room

23.02.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ghost deck is your friend

also if you’re looking to play seeds for practice/gratification there’s a balatro seeds subreddit

21.02.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When the President of the United States views "We the People" as a threat to his power, he has abdictated his sworn duty to serve us and must be immediately removed from office.

19.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4855    πŸ” 1293    πŸ’¬ 134    πŸ“Œ 46

i’m confused about why people keep misspelling β€œconcentration camp”

09.02.2026 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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For Relaxing Times, Make It Penis Time ℒ️

18.01.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 734    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1

does anyone know whose forearms this is?

09.02.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a game of balatro with a card chosen to play

a game of balatro with a card chosen to play

a game of Balatro in the midst of scoring 177 cards

a game of Balatro in the midst of scoring 177 cards

a game of Balatro with a naneinf score

a game of Balatro with a naneinf score

what a fun thing to do! i had blueprint, negative blueprint, baron, negative perkeo, hanging chad, photograph, negative mime, negative clever joker, cavendish, chicot and troubadour and played high card polychrome steel red seal kings (177 of them broke the game) #balatro

07.02.2026 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a man wearing a floral dress shirt has it wide open and his pants down.  he’s biting his lip hopefully, his full curved bone and balls bared before you, awaiting your move

a man wearing a floral dress shirt has it wide open and his pants down. he’s biting his lip hopefully, his full curved bone and balls bared before you, awaiting your move

POV: the coworker you’ve been flirting with followed you into the work bathroom

30.01.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 640    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 0

The state of american politics is that one major party wants to kill you while the other simply wants you to die

29.01.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7252    πŸ” 1473    πŸ’¬ 559    πŸ“Œ 104
Preview
Simple Sabotage Field Manual by United States. Office of Strategic Services Free kindle book and epub digitized and proofread by volunteers.

in case you’re bored and looking to be disruptive

www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/26184...

29.01.2026 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Simple Sabotage Field Manual by United States. Office of Strategic Services Free kindle book and epub digitized and proofread by volunteers.

www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/26184...

29.01.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so. fucking. hot.

29.01.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

only one type of person is β€œallowed” to carry guns in the US - everyone else is told you can’t have it and/or they are murdered

28.01.2026 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i get how you can look at what’s happening and say β€œour rights are gone” but they are NOT gone

our rights are threatened and violated by the government - that does not mean they are gone, it means the government is violating them

do not buy the narrative β€œour rights are gone” - that’s giving up

26.01.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@knoxhardyxxx.bsky.social and @erichassan.bsky.social you guys and your beautiful, sexy content is where I go to escape all of the horrid things happening. You're giving more than just jerk off material, you're giving inspiration and permission for others to feel good when it's almost impossible.

26.01.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

just wanted to share this; it really makes my heart warm to hear. I love making horny content for my bate bros & babes, and knowing it can help lift people out of dark times is even more uplifting. this world can be a beautiful one if we choose to help one another see that 🫢

26.01.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i truly appreciate you taking the time to reply and say such nice and affirming things - it means a lot to me to know that i can help folks find some joy and a peaceful moment - this inspires me to film!!

26.01.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

wow - thank you for that

26.01.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m feeling the same way bro - i have a hard time carrying on with porn right now, and it’s my living but i can’t ignore all this!

26.01.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the lies, yeah - but the direct threats? the government doesn’t get to threaten american citizens and get away with it

25.01.2026 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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kibbeh all formed and chilling - i’ll bake them later for dinner! (i’m serving them with fattoush and some carrots with zaatar!)

21.01.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

haha yay! yes i love love love kibbeh and it connects me to my syrian roots!

21.01.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my uncles are both great cooks and i’m looking forward to showing them the kibbeh i’m making today!

21.01.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If elected officials aren’t going to do anything to stop fascism, what’s the point in having elected officials?

20.01.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1624    πŸ” 283    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 15

So tired of having to bully and drag congressional Democrats into doing the right thing. None of them do it enthusiastically. Very few are leaders. Most are corrupt and happy with the current system that made them senators and representatives in the first place. It's exhausting.

21.01.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 651    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 11