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Mortheus

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60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

08.02.2026 17:47 — 👍 3453    🔁 773    💬 28    📌 4

Infelizmente muito longe pra eu saber se posso

29.01.2026 16:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Vou me infiltrar no protesto do Roblox pra fazer uma reportagem

16.01.2026 04:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"up, up, and away!" don't be surprised to see some of your favorite comic book characters make the leap to the silver screen

10.01.2026 04:45 — 👍 1410    🔁 104    💬 26    📌 2

Ganhei um canivete suíço no bingo da família do huki

01.01.2026 22:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

blowing my clarinet into a vat of borscht

30.12.2025 23:44 — 👍 425    🔁 55    💬 11    📌 6

whenever i watch a football game I always find myself wondering who the winner is going to be

29.12.2025 01:06 — 👍 1306    🔁 131    💬 41    📌 6

Quente

29.12.2025 03:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uma lokal lata

29.12.2025 03:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

galinha jogando futebol

28.12.2025 21:45 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

went to the store

26.12.2025 18:20 — 👍 747    🔁 42    💬 47    📌 3

Imagina se tivesse um controle q desse pra controlar o Adolfo por aí fazer minigame de academia e de bicicleta

26.12.2025 14:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

24.12.2025 03:32 — 👍 8607    🔁 2080    💬 64    📌 25

To create your own pasta from scratch you must first invent the universe

25.11.2025 07:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eu ouvi esse aí achei foda

24.11.2025 13:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tô com medo 😞💤😞🫦

24.11.2025 13:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all

18.11.2025 17:11 — 👍 4627    🔁 761    💬 71    📌 18
O terno / um sonhador / cultura livre
YouTube video by Gabriel Godoi O terno / um sonhador / cultura livre

youtu.be/fM9wiB7DR_k?...

17.11.2025 22:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is athletico paranaense

16.11.2025 21:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
06.11.2025 17:56 — 👍 61    🔁 29    💬 2    📌 1

i don't have any nazi tattoos

21.10.2025 14:58 — 👍 1537    🔁 77    💬 52    📌 6
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the mariners just hit a ball over the fence. i'd imagine they have a backup baseball on hand for such occasions

18.10.2025 01:01 — 👍 3238    🔁 350    💬 78    📌 11

Quanto dinheiro precisa pra comprar. 1 unidade de bomba nuclear

15.10.2025 11:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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quarta feira

15.10.2025 11:06 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

LETS

11.10.2025 07:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Vcs são muito fracotes dont speak i domt need your reasons.

11.10.2025 07:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eu tia may como jah mais

10.10.2025 21:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0