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Harlan Ellison County, USA

@kozuh.bsky.social

Writer at The Hard Times, Infinite World Magazine, McSweeneys, and others. Author LINGERIA novel and Garages & Grievances TTRPG; CHI ➡️ ATL ➡️ ITH

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28.02.2026 23:18 — 👍 31    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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I hate that I can keep reusing this @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social article.

28.02.2026 14:41 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ugh, they may as well have spelled it 3P1C

28.02.2026 14:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So a normal Wisconsinite

28.02.2026 01:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is this just a Midwestern thing? You order a pizza from your favorite pizza place for pick up. When you go and pick it up, you sit at the bar and have a beer even if your pizza is ready. Right?!

28.02.2026 00:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m sorry, wait, people really thought THE CLINTONS of all people would be the Fisher King to sacrifice themselves at the Altar of Epstein and not just try to clear their own name?!

27.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great, depression-era health tips.

27.02.2026 20:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Big “weekend dad” vibes coming from this image. “Just fire the damn arrow, your mom’s boyfriend is here to pick you up and I’ve got a date at Applebees!”

27.02.2026 19:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

David Barnes and Buster Noble sound like the two frontmen of a nu-metal band from the early 00s named, like, Pro-Phound. One sings, one raps.

27.02.2026 19:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shush up! 🤫

27.02.2026 18:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t want to say it was doing your first GLTS in Chicago and getting cursed by the Malört but the timing seems to line up.

27.02.2026 18:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Chicken wings were considered scraps before sports fans were duped into thinking they were trendy.

27.02.2026 18:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can’t come to work today, my carpal tunnel is acting up

27.02.2026 01:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’d never buy you a puppy!

27.02.2026 01:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trans people are stronger than anyone I know. Please keep fighting.

26.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
25.02.2026 19:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s so funny how quickly children are considered adults when physical/sexual violence is committed against them.

25.02.2026 11:47 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At the slightest tech hiccup I now immediately assume, “Well this company clearly started using AI programming”

24.02.2026 16:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes I remember we lost Staley, Cornell, Weiland, & Cobain (and Wood) and it really bums me out.

23.02.2026 22:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I forgot how horny this show is.

23.02.2026 17:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t believe I have to watch Battlestar Galactica witness positive examples of leadership in government.

22.02.2026 19:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We should bring back calling people Choads.

21.02.2026 19:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you for this

21.02.2026 03:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Plus every civilized planet they visit looks like a 90s mall food court.

21.02.2026 02:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rewatching #StarTrekTNG. Every aspect of this show is comfort for me; the bridge audio tones, the muted colors, the padded walls, Data’s monotone, everyone in a onesie, a spaceship with wall to wall carpeting… pure comfort.

21.02.2026 01:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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text:
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the complete kjv bible on
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topics
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9415 burnet, suite 208
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(512) 835-7981
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a floating holy bible, port in its spine, wires leading to a computer in the distance, curved grid below. text: new dimensions in bible study. the word processor the complete kjv bible on disks $199.95* topics an index to over 200 scripture subjects $49.95* *plus $3 postage/handling plus sales tax in texas requires apple II+, ibm pc and compatibles, trs80, cpm 2.2 (z-80), kaypro, osborne, commodore 64, z-100 for information contact: bible research systems 9415 burnet, suite 208 austin, tx 78758 (512) 835-7981 "software for personal bible study."

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20.02.2026 09:30 — 👍 88    🔁 29    💬 2    📌 3

Tobias!

20.02.2026 23:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Why does this character in a 1955 novella talk exactly like Boss Nass from #StarWars?

20.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0