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Tau Switchblade

@tauswitchblade.bsky.social

Circa 1960, he/him, occasionally NSFW. Here for a good time, not for a long time! Fursuits by MagpieBones & myself linktr.ee/tauswitchblade

245 Followers  |  633 Following  |  359 Posts  |  Joined: 06.08.2023  |  1.8593

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Tweet from RedRockRex on Twitter : I love furries because they'll be like "Happy National [animal species] day!" And then post a picture of their fursonas entire butthole

Tweet from RedRockRex on Twitter : I love furries because they'll be like "Happy National [animal species] day!" And then post a picture of their fursonas entire butthole

World lion day reminded me of this old tweet of mine

11.08.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, hello amateur furry historian here! πŸ‘‹πŸ˜Ί

With the state of the world right now, it's more important than ever to preserve all aspects of furry!

Please save the art that you love!

Art you commission? Save it! Art you enjoy? Save it! Photo you enjoy? Save it! Story you enjoy? Save it!

[Cont]

11.08.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 320    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 7
Giving poor people some money makes crime go down better than giving cops more money. 

Says science. We did the science. We keep doing that science. Nobody in a suit ever cares tho.

Giving poor people some money makes crime go down better than giving cops more money. Says science. We did the science. We keep doing that science. Nobody in a suit ever cares tho.

Follow the science.

#UBI

11.08.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
Things water is supposed to give me:
-clear skin
-weight loss
-headache relief
-reduced anxiety
-more energy
-better memory

What I get:
-pee

Things water is supposed to give me: -clear skin -weight loss -headache relief -reduced anxiety -more energy -better memory What I get: -pee

11.08.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A painting of a bird beside the text "Oh my god, what the fuck"

A painting of a bird beside the text "Oh my god, what the fuck"

10.08.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 727    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 11

WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive GLOBAL study revealed COVID-19 vaccines utilizing mRNA technology PREVENTED OVER 2.5 MILLION deaths WORLDWIDE between 2020 and 2024.

It reveals that vaccinations didn’t JUST protect against illness.

They PRESERVED nearly 15 MILLION years of human life.

10.08.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4347    πŸ” 1529    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 29

Since we can’t rely on the HHS, CDC, or FDA to say it, I will:

MAKE SURE YOU ARE VACCINATED AGAINST MEASLES. GET YOUR MMR.

Measles cases have reached their HIGHEST point since the disease WAS ELIMINATED from the United States in 2000. We ARE at the tipping point for the return of ENDEMIC measles.

08.08.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3366    πŸ” 1596    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 55

This page has a big button for you to email 20+ customer service departments at once with an (editable, if you like) prewritten letter. You can even do it from your phone! There's zero reason to not be participating in the pushback on this.

30.07.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3451    πŸ” 2923    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 9
Warm, Encouraging Email From CEO Quickly Identified As Phishing Attempt

Warm, Encouraging Email From CEO Quickly Identified As Phishing Attempt

Warm, Encouraging Email From CEO Quickly Identified As Phishing Attempt theonion.com/warm-en...

07.08.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1975    πŸ” 256    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 7
Neurotypicals: "How do you function every day even when you don't feel good?"

Me: "That's my secret...I never feel good."

Neurotypicals: "How do you function every day even when you don't feel good?" Me: "That's my secret...I never feel good."

07.08.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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RFK Jr’s health department to halt $500m in mRNA vaccine research Agency to end 22 federal contracts, questioning safety of technology credited with helping end Covid pandemic

Hey, so, TOTALLY not suggesting that RFK Jr. BACKS DOWN when we PUSH BACK, BUT if you’d like to call…

HHS Toll-Free: 1-877-696-6775

HHS Direct Line: 202-690-7000

PLEASE share and consider calling your senators and representatives as well.

NONE of this is okay.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

06.08.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6018    πŸ” 5101    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 87
Help.  I accidentally used dark humour with normal people and now they're concerned about my mental health.

Help. I accidentally used dark humour with normal people and now they're concerned about my mental health.

06.08.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The development of mRNA vaccines is the only reason that the COVID pandemic ONLY killed a million Americans. They show INCREDIBLE promise for preventing disease. This is irresponsible, anti-science, and anti-intellectual, and it WILL result in deaths from otherwise preventable disease in the future.

06.08.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
A ginger cat with a market stall set up, selling toy fish lined up in two rows.

A ginger cat with a market stall set up, selling toy fish lined up in two rows.

The fish isn't spicy but the seller is.

06.08.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 472    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5
TAPHONOMY'S PRICES 2025, Starting from the left: SKETCH, simple flat-fill sketch with some minimal pops of color, typically full or half-body, no backgrounds, starts at 60$. COLOR, basic rendering with highlights and shading, typically full or half-body, backgrounds come with added fee, starts at 95$. PORTRAIT, basic rendering focused on the face, neck-up only, no backgrounds, starts at 40$. REF SHEET, Flatcolor (no rendering) reference sheet for your OC, comes with front and back view and a palette, always fullbody, starts at 125$. NSFW/Adult projects accepted, special projects accepted, all prices in USD, patrons get 10% discount, Patreon.com/taphonomy

TAPHONOMY'S PRICES 2025, Starting from the left: SKETCH, simple flat-fill sketch with some minimal pops of color, typically full or half-body, no backgrounds, starts at 60$. COLOR, basic rendering with highlights and shading, typically full or half-body, backgrounds come with added fee, starts at 95$. PORTRAIT, basic rendering focused on the face, neck-up only, no backgrounds, starts at 40$. REF SHEET, Flatcolor (no rendering) reference sheet for your OC, comes with front and back view and a palette, always fullbody, starts at 125$. NSFW/Adult projects accepted, special projects accepted, all prices in USD, patrons get 10% discount, Patreon.com/taphonomy

Okay, new price sheet all done!
My birthday is tomorrow and all I want for it is WORK. My queue is almost empty, let's do some business!!

(This price sheet is in the form, too)
forms.gle/siMDm9HcVCJj...

#commsopen #ocsky #taphonomydraws

01.07.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
1959 Cadillac Series 62 β€œKad-A-Mino”

1959 Cadillac Series 62 β€œKad-A-Mino”

1959 Cadillac Series 62 β€œKad-A-Mino”

1959 Cadillac Series 62 β€œKad-A-Mino”

1959 Cadillac Series 62 β€œKad-A-Mino”

1959 Cadillac Series 62 β€œKad-A-Mino”

1959 Cadillac Series 62 β€œKad-A-Mino”

1959 Cadillac Series 62 β€œKad-A-Mino”

good morning: when I say I want a Cadillac truck, please note this is what I’m referring to

www.mecum.com/lots/1149141...

05.08.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

Preview of America in 2025

05.08.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Be weird.  Be strange.  Be cringe.  Be so esoteric that the townsfolk spread horrific legends about all the joy you're allowing yourself to experience.

Be weird. Be strange. Be cringe. Be so esoteric that the townsfolk spread horrific legends about all the joy you're allowing yourself to experience.

05.08.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a person holding a bowl of ice cream that says dr feelgood on it ALT: a person holding a bowl of ice cream that says dr feelgood on it
04.08.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hold chee like borger.

04.08.2025 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 613    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 7
Daddy, sing me a song from your generation.

Me: β™« F@*k you I won't do what you tell me. β™«

Daddy, sing me a song from your generation. Me: β™« F@*k you I won't do what you tell me. β™«

04.08.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning or afternoon! This month is National Immunization Awareness Month (NIAM). I would like to extend a huge thank you to sailorrooscout.bsky.social for her valuable insights on health and immunizations. (+)

01.08.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Being stuck in traffic behind a Cybertruck is like being nonconsensually teabagged by a Cylon.

03.08.2025 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meow ✨ #kpopdemonhunters

28.07.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 384    πŸ” 162    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

i will always side with sex workers and smut creators and you should too. kill the puritanical pearl-clutching brainworm raising a stink about respectability and optics. it is a backdoor fascists will use to sneak their way into your sympathies. porn is good, sex is normal, kink is human. grow up.

30.07.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5846    πŸ” 2586    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 16

sorry to get political, but if they wanted to protect kids, they would feed them. they would invest in their education. they would build more parks, more programs, and invest in their future.

if they wanted to protect kids, they would build a world meant for them.

01.08.2025 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4728    πŸ” 2040    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 33

It is natural to feel despair in times of strife, in times of fear. Do not be ashamed of it, but do not give it a welcoming home, either. Show it the door before it becomes too entrenched. Replace it with resolve, however you can.

31.07.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 297    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4

starting to think we should give "strange women lying in ponds distributing swords" a chance as a basis for our system of government

01.08.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5071    πŸ” 1002    πŸ’¬ 152    πŸ“Œ 70

This.

I cannot emphasize enough how influencer and hustle culture have completely changed the internet from "weird and wonderful things people make for the heck of it" to algorithm chasing joylessness.

28.07.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4037    πŸ” 1563    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 14

It's funny that midlife crises were once a thing at all. Like "oh he's disillusioned with the world and unsure what he wants out of life and buying things he doesn't need just to feel an ounce of joy because the things he was promised as a child don’t really exist anymore” like that is just Thursday

31.07.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 449    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

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