David Tyberg

This is a totally normal and sensible thing for a lawyer to say to their pedo client.

Just saw live video of state troopers throwing so much teargas at people who were standing and yelling. They're all complicit, including folksy aw shucks Governor Walz who's crowing about sending his umpteenth performative strongly worded email to j the white house.

That's what you said the other day when this happened the first time. Think a strongly worded email is gonna work this time? Or is this performance art in the hope your constituents won't notice your complicity and turn on you? Your state troopers are teargassing peaceful protesters right now.

You're sending the umpteenth strongly worded email while your state troopers are teargassing peaceful protesters, literally right now. We get it. You're not going to help your constituents. Don't waste your energy and our time by pretending.

Sometimes the hair motivation struggle is real. I've been trying to convince myself to touch up my dye for weeks.

I could easily do without stuffing.

Sung to the tune of "I Fought the Law." ♥️♥️♥️

You're going to kick ass at your defense! I believe in you! *sends bardic inspiration*

Tell Schumer we see him. Everyone who voted yes is either retiring soon or not up for reelection in 2026. He really thought we wouldn't notice? We're gonna see if Mamdani has a friend who can primary him. The good old days of Senate politics ended decades ago. The Democratic party needs to catch up.

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Just saying, Mamdani is the duly elected Democratic party nominee. Plenty of leftists, myself included, held their noses, closed their eyes, and voted for Harris out of pragmatism. Now it's the centrist corpo-Democrats' turn.

What happened to "vote blue no matter who?"

Noticing @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social's insultingly backhanded 11th-hours endorsement of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is conspicuously absent from his bsky. "Vote Blue, no matter who," right Hakeem? ;-D or does that only apply to your milquetoast establishment colleagues? Go Zohran Go!

Yo ho me hearties!

It's so good!

Up early and on the way home from this quick jaunt to NC. Hard to believe this was the last travel gig of the year with @blaircrimmins.bsky.social. Was a great one though! Band was tight! Now to hunker down close to home for some local shows interspersed with some solo travel for family stuff.

Hendersonville Theatre welcomes Blair Crimmins & The Hookers - Incredible Towns Hailing from Atlanta, multi‑instrumentalist Blair Crimmins wows on guitar, banjo, and piano, leading a classic New Orleans‑style horn section (trumpet, clarinet, trombone).

Hendersonville Theatre welcomes Blair Crimmins & The Hookers as part of the HT Hometown Sound Music Series. September 20 at 7:30. Tckets available now.
#hendersonvilletheatre #livemusic #BlairCrimmins
incredibletowns.com/events/hende...

Hot. Those French cuties ain't gonna know what hit 'em! 😍😍😍

That's so much!

I mean, dude was literally mid-sentence blaming mass shootings on trans people and saying mass shootings on the whole were an acceptable tradeoff for unrestricted gun access.

*huuuuugs*

That said, I'm really excited to be hitting the DC stage with Blair and the gang. I think we're going to have a great time overall. ♥️ 🐳🎻

I guess I should have seen it coming, but all this prep for DragonCon just slapped me with a wave of wistfulness and nostalgia for The Extraordinary Contraptions. Those tunes were bangers. If only things had turned out a little differently...

💯 these bastards are trying to contend that chatbots have "free speech" rights in order to protect themselves. Thankfully, a judge struck it down. Lock up all of these unscrupulous tech bros and take a sledgehammer to their servers. Hate to say it, but I think The Butlerian Jihad is upon us.

Arrest everyone at OpenAI and charge them with at least manslaughter. Shut down ChatGPT. It murdered a 16 year old child. Anybody else want to argue with me about what a "boon to society" this garbage is?

I can't believe I screwed up by being *TOO* gentle! #AmpRepair #vagueposting

Eeeeeeep

You look so happy here. ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

Who the fuck steals ten bags of mulch?!?!