I never believed in thought crimes.. but i see them happening right before me 😂
04.03.2026 12:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I never believed in thought crimes.. but i see them happening right before me 😂
04.03.2026 12:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@brainmage.bsky.social did you pitch this? 🤣
04.03.2026 07:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You know it's weird.. even on this side of the pond i remember hearing stories to that effect a few years back.. basically gangs of thugs wandering the street harassing women not in burquas and what not and thought surely that can't be true.. that would be international news surely.
04.03.2026 03:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If the rumours are true and the kids and social media consultation opens today, here are two things I think should be banned from
social media:
1) AI bots
2) recommendations algorithms that optimise for time on site
Firm regulation of both of these things is possible and auditable
Call @brainmage.bsky.social He has experience making new ones 😁
24.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I played for a season or two but it did lose its shine for sure
22.02.2026 02:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh man.. now i am imagining some Rainman type autistic savant Dracula who when you throw the rice, he stops for a second and goes.. 337.. 337.. 337.. of course that's 1011 all together.. *MUNCH*
19.02.2026 12:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Raining? In England? What is the world coming to?
18.02.2026 13:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You guys get so many great cars over there that simply aren't sold over here.. i very well may look into a hybrid next time i have to buy (hopefully at least 5 years hence)
18.02.2026 13:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I somehow ended up with two phantom rubik's cubes haunting my cart for several months
18.02.2026 03:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0...
18.02.2026 03:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't know that i ever encountered it in the wild but i was aware it was a thing 😁
18.02.2026 00:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also see "In The Air Tonight" while a skateboarder crashes into some bins
16.02.2026 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wait, no they're not
What the Hell's wrong with you?
Your sofa having a recollection of the shape of your butt cheeks is a form of data collection that was not on my bingo card
14.02.2026 00:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Font choice matter for sure 😁
11.02.2026 23:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0See? Context.. how easy was that?
11.02.2026 23:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You know.. i am not defending Rowling, by any means. But this sort of thing needs context. Jon Stewart from the Daily Show is technically in the Epstein Files.. because two terrible people in an email correspondance said "You should do a biopic on AppleTV. Jon Stewart could host."
11.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Ok, I have been watching the #WinterOlympics and i have a question.
To be crystal clear I am not trying to be dismissive and understand that this 100% a matter of my ignorance.
What is the deal with the luge?
What differentiates it between a sport and a ride?
Seems more of a physics experiment.
Brb gonna go invest in bean futures
07.02.2026 20:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How would you build up the momentum to get back up the hill? Some sort of Acme rocket skis?
07.02.2026 20:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Horse Darts
03.02.2026 13:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They must have used the "close your eyes and throw a rock" method
02.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a full moon
awake
again
at one-fifteen
the night owl
calls
to moon
unseen
who sails
alone
a sea of cloud
and veils
in mist
the star-struck crowd
a sudden break
a ghostly white
she paints
the earth
a
sleepless
night
I am guessing your login servers are being flooded? It installed on my phone but keeps crashing whenever i try to open it
27.01.2026 01:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Penguins are far more advanced than we give them credit for
21.01.2026 08:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0comic: when it happens I hope people ring bells and blow horns. if I'm asleep I hope to be woken. I won't mind. if I'm in traffic I hope to see revelers. If it causes a traffic jam I won't mind. I don't want to exist a moment not knowing that it has happened.
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
21.01.2026 06:11 — 👍 17425 🔁 4660 💬 12 📌 8
Yeah, I'm in St Louis.. the top middle of the red bits. Its gonna be an interesting week.
And you're not wrong about the scale.. it's a 12 hour drive to my parents in Florida and they are gonna get caught up in the same nonsense. 🥶
I'll take Analogies I'm not British Enough to understand for 1000 Alex 😁
18.01.2026 13:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0