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YouTube video by LazyTown Lazy Town | You Are A Pirate Music Video

playing this on a loop for the rest of the day while i train sailing

A screenshot in OldSchool Runescape. A man in sunglasses and a hat is floating in an inner tube on the ocean. The player is on a boat next to him. In the chatbox, Ocean Man says "Just soaking up the thirst of the land, man."

also it opens up the doors for so many references LIKE CMON THIS IS DELIGHTFUL

sailing as a skill makes a ton of sense, on a practical standpoint there's all that ocean on the map that is going unused and thus there's more room for updates, but also, humans have been getting on boats since the dawn of time, the urge to explore is ingrained into our souls and boy I'm FEELING IT

most normal osrs players tbh

An OldSchool Runescape edit of a xiaohongshu waifu meme. A video shows Itzla and the caption "Day 1 in Varrock". In the comments a user named "princelover keith" says "Wife, wait for me. Varlamore is not too far." with a POV photo of arms outstretched, swimming in open water. Their icon is a player holding a wine jug and wearing a slice of bread with kitty ears like a costume.

A screenshot from xiaohongshu. In the comment section of a video, a netizen named "high intelligence paramecium" says "Wife, wait for me. USA is not too far." with a POV photo of arms outstretched, swimming in open water. Their icon is a kitten holding a wine glass and wearing a slice of bread with kitty ears like a costume.

now that sailing has dropped, I can post this xiaohongshu waifu meme edit I made a while back lmao

docking at fortis cothon requires lvl 38 sailing and the quest "children of the sun" so it suddenly became very relevant

A screenshot in OldSchool Runescape. The player is dressed up in an assortment of pirate attire.

WE DOIN THIS

SOON, WE SET SAIL

OSRS Pride Zine by osrszine

Waiting for Sailing? Well, come and get something to read before anchors aweigh - The OSRS Pride Zine! 44 pages of incredible art, writing and messages from LGBTQIA+ OSRS players about what Pride in the game means.

Available as a free PDF download: osrszine.itch.io/osrs-pride-z...
#osrs 🌈❤️💐

The Art of Peter Chung → buff.ly/XMx2jl5

#artist #portfolio #illustration #art

now that we are nautical and gay, I expect to see a querelle scene reenactment a la 2000s osrs youtube skit on my desk by 11:59pm

shid I'm gonna be super busy for the whole week starting tomorrow when sailing drops auuhhhhhhh I had my cute lil outfit picked out and everything

I'll find time on mobile of course, but I keep thinking about how much fun the initial crowds were in the alpha/beta, the fomo is encroaching lmao

well damn, it did not get approved and was taken down, they probably didn't like my crunchy pixel lineart cuz I made sure the size and quality of everything else was good 🤔

maybe I should dust off my ancient redbubble lmao

"I mustn't go offsides, I mustn't go offsides, I mustn't go offsides"

shinji is forced to play center with asuka and rei on wings, the face-off goes about as well as you'd imagine

LRP LOST MY ENTIRE FUCKING MIND AS SOON AS I SAW THE HOCKEY RINK AS THE TREE OF LIFE

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

glad I could make it :D

OH NOOOOOOOO ;A;

this happened to me with the maid blade event lmao, got drawn in by the most egregiously horny edmond design I had ever seen, but then "the purpose of etiquette is to make others feel comfortable" is what lived in my head ever since

the nu genesis carnivalion event drew me in because olivine's titties are so fucking fat, but then I somehow got distracted by the really good advice on how to write a compelling story and characters

ao3 is turning 16years old omg everyone say happy birthday

hey if you're an artist into drawing robots or mecha and stuff someone uploaded Kuramochi Kyoryu's Robot Drawing tutorial art book to IA, it's got a lot of diagrams, models, exercises etc. Obv it's a Japanese book but it might be useful to look at. archive.org/details/kura...

the thunder khopesh
#pixelart #ドット絵 #osrs

I swear we were all built different as kids cuz why tf was I able to go to school at shitpiss o'clock through a foot of snow with freezing winds EVERY DAY without complaining

maybe it's cuz I got used to triple digit weather and it made my blood as thin as turpentine lmao

it's 50 F and I had to get out of bed

*michael rosen voice* oh no this is HORRIBLE

A screenshot in OldSchool Runescape of the Grid Master event. The game board is almost complete except for two spots. The player's skill stats are mostly 99. The player's back is to the viewer, showing off an inferno cape.

gridmas ruled so hard, I didn't finish cuz I was too busy for a bit, but MAN I got really close haha

10/10, it's short, has a small clear selection of goals, lets me be op as hell, made me confident enough to try end-game stuff I never would've touched otherwise, and LET ME REDO MY FAV QUESTS

it took me 80 bajillion years to prepare and upload my piece to displate but I did it and now it's pending approval! I hope it goes through quick :3

ohh man that would be insane

I'm looking into it now and it seems similar to redbubble in that I put up the art and they do the rest... so if people are interested I totally could 👀