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(ノ・◑・)γƒŽoriginal hipster trashbag. Views are my own. Reality TV historian/freelance #artist / #designer/ #mediaproducer & #editor - DM for rates/commissions

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Festive πŸŽ„

07.12.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ayyyo #patriots

02.12.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
First still from live action Kiki’s Delivery Service coming soon to Disney+

First still from live action Kiki’s Delivery Service coming soon to Disney+

First still from live action Kiki’s Delivery Service coming soon to Disney+

27.11.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a kind of a sort of cost
There's a couple of things get lost
There are bridges you cross
You didn't know you crossed until you crossed

23.11.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ˜­
I guess Donnie hates Hilary bc Don is the side piece! HAAHAHAH

15.11.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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And if that weren’t enough to get on Dexter’s table - Bee Movie would have been an alternative catalyst.

11.11.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OK. Now Westfield smells like lunch. The city always smells like some kind of meal???

02.11.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Traditional bathroom mirror MGM selfie

25.10.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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16.10.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Westfield out here straight up, smelling like breakfast everywhere πŸ€”

15.10.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lmaoooo

14.10.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hell yeah! Ty!β™₯️

25.08.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Who out there would like to Collab? Make some beats send them my way. I will handle some lyrics and melodies and some other instrumental stuff and we could make something cool. Hit me up

25.08.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Onion of the day

14.08.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what pierogis did to their family to leave them with this Polish online trauma

26.07.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Idk hello

25.07.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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July 2025

24.07.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I quite literally said this same thing this morning, totally out of the blue lmaooo

17.07.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

omg it's true

30.06.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Assemblymember Zohran Mamdani is now here calling for the release of Lander (his fellow mayoral candidate)

17.06.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6177    πŸ” 1590    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 89

seen some people complaining that this is a political stunt and lemme say if this was the kind of political stunt more politicians were doing on a regular basis we wouldn't be where we are today

dude is actually putting himself on the line here, fuck off with that shit

17.06.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 13255    πŸ” 2594    πŸ’¬ 320    πŸ“Œ 116
The road to fascism is lined with people telling you to stop over reacting

The road to fascism is lined with people telling you to stop over reacting

There is no such thing as an overreaction with what has now happened. This is the line in the sand.

Every red hat who supports killing Americans is a traitor.

14.06.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 18805    πŸ” 4251    πŸ’¬ 280    πŸ“Œ 136

NO MASTERS. NO KINGS: Only gilded men who we the people can topple again and again. I don’t know why people think we switched sides out here - BUT WE DID NOT. Millions on the streets *right now*.

14.06.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BABU FRICK IS ACTUALLY THE EMPEROR. ty.

05.06.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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HELLOOOOOOOOOO 🫠

05.06.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Be aware: Wolf Hall has returned. Therefore, β€œThe Toms” are of the Cromwell and Moore variety for the next 6 hours. I am having lots of Toms opinions. Cromdoval & Schmoore.

11.05.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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STAND UP! These cowards are disgusting.

06.05.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a blue and red sign that says law & order dun dun ALT: a blue and red sign that says law & order dun dun
05.05.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Oniontime and Bruno hugging

Oniontime and Bruno hugging

Facebook says this is from 5 years ago. I love my little guy :3

28.04.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually *also* have no idea what that is referring to, so we are walking the same road right now.

28.04.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0