Depending on what day you hit me up, I might just be talking in cryptic parables.
05.05.2025 21:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Depending on what day you hit me up, I might just be talking in cryptic parables.
05.05.2025 21:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@wild-daughter.bsky.social thank you!! 🥺🫶
26.03.2025 00:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m an ethical hater. Rest assured if I’m hating on someone, it’s from a nuanced and multifaceted standpoint.
16.03.2025 15:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BIRTHDAY FLASH SALE!!
08.02.2025 14:31 — 👍 27 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 1I’d like to see all these disaffected journalists committed to reporting the truth form an independent organization that operates similar to academia, where every news story is peer reviewed and given some kind of certification once published. Re-establish some trust, if it’s even possible.
29.01.2025 10:44 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Why are men so self conscious about their height? There’s so many more important flaws to be self conscious about for example the lack of emotional intelligence
29.01.2025 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.” I would, y’all aren’t real haters.
28.01.2025 17:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why do the #ProudBoys love cocks so much???
24.01.2025 14:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English, a double negative is a positive. In some languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But, there is no language wherein a double positive can be a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
Enemies to lovers to comrades 🤔 #tiktokban #rednote
15.01.2025 05:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think Elon may have been born anally.
09.01.2025 05:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who is gonna tell all the straight men that being gay isn’t even in the top 40 gayest things you can do?
09.01.2025 03:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Denny’s is Waffle House for people who don’t know how to fight
08.01.2025 22:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No one trashes your name better than someone who is afraid you’ll tell the truth.
06.01.2025 22:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t know what woman needs to hear this but someone else’s husband is not your soulmate.
06.01.2025 21:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You have to be tough if you’re gonna be dumb
06.01.2025 01:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong
06.01.2025 01:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A person with a miserable soul can’t stand a person with a happy spirit.
05.01.2025 23:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God invented the left hook for a reason — you’re not trippin’ they got you fucked up, your feelings are valid and so are your fists
05.01.2025 23:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not praying for anyone’s downfall this year, I’m going to partake in and orchestrate them instead
05.01.2025 23:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ladies! 2025 pro-tip: male attention means nothing ✨
Hope this helps 🫶
& spread the good word
When the police aren’t policing they should pick up trash on the streets, help janitorial and county maintenance staff, and run the food kitchens
05.01.2025 18:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You want religion in schools? I want the IRS in church, we are not the same.
05.01.2025 00:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did you ever think to yourself maybe he treated you so bad bc he’s actually gay?
04.01.2025 23:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hickies are outdated…give your man a black eye so these hoes know you don’t play.
04.01.2025 17:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I 🩷 lesbians
31.12.2024 19:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am not the divine masculine or divine feminine, I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such. My pronouns are hee/hee
24.12.2024 06:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What is rizz if not swag persevering
21.12.2024 00:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Where there is polarity there is power
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