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Lacy

@laacyabilene.bsky.social

Earth-side since ‘92. I’m Atticus’ mom, Adam’s woman, Big Boss Man’s daughter. Please don’t piss me off - I’m here for a good time not a long time.

44 Followers  |  23 Following  |  33 Posts  |  Joined: 13.12.2024
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Depending on what day you hit me up, I might just be talking in cryptic parables.

05.05.2025 21:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@wild-daughter.bsky.social thank you!! 🥺🫶

26.03.2025 00:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m an ethical hater. Rest assured if I’m hating on someone, it’s from a nuanced and multifaceted standpoint.

16.03.2025 15:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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BIRTHDAY FLASH SALE!!

08.02.2025 14:31 — 👍 27    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 1

I’d like to see all these disaffected journalists committed to reporting the truth form an independent organization that operates similar to academia, where every news story is peer reviewed and given some kind of certification once published. Re-establish some trust, if it’s even possible.

29.01.2025 10:44 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Why are men so self conscious about their height? There’s so many more important flaws to be self conscious about for example the lack of emotional intelligence

29.01.2025 01:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.” I would, y’all aren’t real haters.

28.01.2025 17:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Why do the #ProudBoys love cocks so much???

24.01.2025 14:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English, a double negative is a positive. In some languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But, there is no language wherein a double positive can be a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

21.01.2025 22:27 — 👍 12133    🔁 1040    💬 197    📌 65
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Enemies to lovers to comrades 🤔 #tiktokban #rednote

15.01.2025 05:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think Elon may have been born anally.

09.01.2025 05:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who is gonna tell all the straight men that being gay isn’t even in the top 40 gayest things you can do?

09.01.2025 03:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Denny’s is Waffle House for people who don’t know how to fight

08.01.2025 22:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No one trashes your name better than someone who is afraid you’ll tell the truth.

06.01.2025 22:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t know what woman needs to hear this but someone else’s husband is not your soulmate.

06.01.2025 21:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You have to be tough if you’re gonna be dumb

06.01.2025 01:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong

06.01.2025 01:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A person with a miserable soul can’t stand a person with a happy spirit.

05.01.2025 23:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God invented the left hook for a reason — you’re not trippin’ they got you fucked up, your feelings are valid and so are your fists

05.01.2025 23:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not praying for anyone’s downfall this year, I’m going to partake in and orchestrate them instead

05.01.2025 23:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ladies! 2025 pro-tip: male attention means nothing ✨

Hope this helps 🫶
& spread the good word

05.01.2025 20:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When the police aren’t policing they should pick up trash on the streets, help janitorial and county maintenance staff, and run the food kitchens

05.01.2025 18:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You want religion in schools? I want the IRS in church, we are not the same.

05.01.2025 00:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did you ever think to yourself maybe he treated you so bad bc he’s actually gay?

04.01.2025 23:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hickies are outdated…give your man a black eye so these hoes know you don’t play.

04.01.2025 17:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I 🩷 lesbians

31.12.2024 19:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am not the divine masculine or divine feminine, I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such. My pronouns are hee/hee

24.12.2024 06:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What is rizz if not swag persevering

21.12.2024 00:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where there is polarity there is power

18.12.2024 00:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0