This is the only orange producer of hot air that I want to wake up to every morning.
24.02.2025 09:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Theory:
The song "dream lover" by Bobby Darin is in fact about his desire to have his dreams haunted by a succubus.
Like a waifu pillow with fangs.
06.02.2025 11:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Watching peoples behaviour around Trump is like watching a group of passengers trapped in a train carriage with a crazy homeless man wielding a blade,and mumbling incoherently about the sentient vegetables that live in his bin.
They are all nodding and smiling widely to avoid getting shanked.
05.02.2025 09:35 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
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