This is the only orange producer of hot air that I want to wake up to every morning.

Theory:
The song "dream lover" by Bobby Darin is in fact about his desire to have his dreams haunted by a succubus.
Like a waifu pillow with fangs.

Watching peoples behaviour around Trump is like watching a group of passengers trapped in a train carriage with a crazy homeless man wielding a blade,and mumbling incoherently about the sentient vegetables that live in his bin.
They are all nodding and smiling widely to avoid getting shanked.