Well you got knocked down, but you got up again

Tried?

Stand still laddie!!!

Will do 👍

Busy day

Have you noticed the name of this group Sherlock?

But we’ll be dead and won’t have to listen to it

How’s your sketch show coming on? You should put a bit in about deaf parents vacuuming.

Or the front

*Schrodinger

Schrodiger’s arse

Don’t be ashamed, there’s worse things to be than a librarian

Seems to be a lot of dickhead fesses this week

Not cool

a red bus that says " let 's take back control " on the side ALT: a red bus that says " let 's take back control " on the side

Because taking back control usually works out well…

Perfect

How big was your house?

I love the use of “discretely” here 😂

Play with your kids. It won’t last long

Well done you

Why is there only a “like” option for messages? We really need a “burst into tears” one for stories like this. Jesus wept

Maybe he’s just living his life in the knowledge that his siblings are bitter cunts?
Also, *were not, although that isn’t perfect either.

Where are you from?

Mum?

Mum?

Jesus wept

This is what I came here for 👍

*Probably