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Tobyhanna, only eat Benihana

11.08.2025 18:10 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

FINALLY

11.08.2025 20:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a baseball player and umpire are standing on a field . ALT: a baseball player and umpire are standing on a field .

09.05.2025 18:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Crazy how a doctor can just prescribe you a pill that makes you normal

08.05.2025 02:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nothing like releasing 8 hours worth of farts as soon as you get in your car after work

01.05.2025 21:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can't stop thinking about this

26.04.2025 07:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What if there was a social media platform but it was just for shitposting with irv and sometimes tholen. Your dad is there too

24.04.2025 17:12 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

an older man is sitting at a table in a restaurant holding a menu and looking at it . Alt: Poop brother meets his poop brother for the first time face to face

22.04.2025 20:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stop demonizing doom scrolling. It's good for you

17.04.2025 18:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn't touch my laptop once 😭 I'll totally do my homework in the morning. Surely that will happen.

17.04.2025 03:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This was a chat gpt joke. Sorry

17.04.2025 01:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You read it right I'm eating the coffee too

17.04.2025 01:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

$500 might save me

17.04.2025 01:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This processed food and shitty iced coffee I'm eating in the kwikstar parking lot are going to help me study

17.04.2025 01:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

When I said I wished star wars was real this is not what I meant

05.04.2025 00:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You're not eating enough salami brother

04.04.2025 23:32 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Take me back to when I first listened to hooligan

04.04.2025 04:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chad G. Petey

27.03.2025 21:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Your innie listens to Lil Uzi Vert

25.03.2025 00:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

24.03.2025 04:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish I didn't hate on Lil Uzi in high school. Was it worth it lil bro?

24.03.2025 03:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

I respect the hell out of Pitino and Calipari for still wearing suits to games #marchmadness

22.03.2025 19:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Guy like me can't go on a run without his leftist podcast @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social

22.03.2025 18:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't watch a ton of collegiate broiling but during mark madness I tune in

21.03.2025 01:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's the Greatest Dancer - 1995 Remaster Sister Sledge · We Are Family (1995 Remaster) · Song · 1995

What it felt like to live with @yolenator.bsky.social
open.spotify.com/track/5WwRKY...

19.03.2025 02:39 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

But that's just me. The meaningfulness of jeans in ones life is subjective. Some might say "jeans suck", even tho I think they "rule"

19.03.2025 02:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I didn't have a really cool pair of jeans I think would literally melt

19.03.2025 02:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I lost this ability in the 24th birthday update. Hoping they fix it in the patch for 25

17.03.2025 22:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How do I make it so anxiety turns off and I can enjoy moments of peace 🤔 lmk

17.03.2025 22:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We've gone too soft on cheese pizza enjoyers. Ruining a pizza order with your picky eating is akin to tax evasion. It might even be worse

05.03.2025 18:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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