Emily

But that’s not what people are SAYING

I am being slowly driven insane by people talking about the time changes as resulting in “more daylight” or “less daylight” IT IS ALL THE SAME AMOUNT OF DAYLIGHT

I’m happy for him but oh my god get Ernie AWAY from these fucking losers

Screenshot of a TFLN post which originally said “I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn’t cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda” amended to replace Packers with Sabres

Screenshots of me making the same joke about the Habs and Oilers

Can’t deny I love to repeat my jokes

Thank u Bryce Harper for proving my point

One very funny through line in my life is all my friends having babies and teaching them to call me Auntie Em even if they’ve never called me that themselves a day in our lives.

Someone interacting with this post right after I receive this reply is perfect. No notes.

2012 was the first year I got truly obsessed with baseball as a broader sport so the 2013 WBC was one of the best things that ever happened to me. People who think it’s stupid just don’t have enough fun in their hearts.

Texts from Lucy: It’s sooooooo foggy And has gotten foggier in the last 20 mins “Em-leeee” 🥰

Nothing hits like a toddler who gets excited every time you come over

We love the fog, no notes.

Oh no please don’t get rid of the guys who’ve spent the last decade making me miserable

The trade deadline is so chill when your team is out of it and you hate everyone on the roster anyway

Tweet from @RockNRollCool69: When I was a kid I thought “hacking” ewe all about writing Matrix-like code, when in reality it’s just sending boomers emails that say “give me your passwords” and they do

I am living this tweet this week

It’s the worst one by FAR

It’s honestly crazy. Why do documents that look fine in the desktop app look FUZZY? It’s just text!

Omg I would become the Joker

Been using the web version of Office apps for one day and I’m ready to end it all. How do people live like this

WHY does all the daylight saving discourse make it seem like either option results in a different number of hours of sunlight. We still live on the same earth, whatever time we call it.

Ughhhhh I hate it when the sun sets at 4 pm! Way better to have it rise at 9 am instead!

Hell yeah

lol well if we’re going to start banning players for their governments’ war crimes I’m afraid the Americans would have to be the first to go sooooo

Acting like it’s the first time a Leaf has medaled for the States or played for someone other than Canada internationally please be sooooo fucking serious

It is so fucking ANNOYING to have the broadcasters deliberately misrepresent why Leafs fans would be booing Matthews. It’s exactly the same as when they repeatedly misrepresented why the American anthem got booed.

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

Israel and US: destabilizes the Middle East

Canada: why would Iran do this?

Screenshot of my Score alerts showing the Panthers scoring three times in the first period and then one that says “Panthers pummelling Leafs 😳”

I love it when I get alerts for all the goals and then a separate one that’s like “holy shit the Panthers are beating the piss out of the Leafs” ya I heard

Tweet from @manofbird: Someone left this outside the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto this morning: a Quinn Hughes Vancouver Canucks jersey defaced with profanity-laced insults aimed at a 26 year old Olympic gold medal champion. This is Canada in 2026. Picture of a Hughes Canucks jersey that someone wrote BOOTLICKER / FASCIST CUCK / PEDO LOVER / FUCK YOU / J’ACCUSE HUGHES on

This rocks lol

I’m sorry but if you send me an email with the ChatGPT prompts still fucking embedded I AM better than you

I know, I know, allow people to change etc but saying “before I got thrown in a concentration camp I just assumed all the people being thrown in concentration camps deserved it” is CRAZY

ICE detainees trying to ‘provide a life’ for families: family Curtis says his experience has changed his perception of immigration enforcement. “Before I came in here, I was of the mind that they were doing what they said they were doing, where they were focusing on the worst of the worst, criminals and murderers,” he said. “What I’ve come to understand since I’ve been in here is that’s the exact opposite of the people that I’ve met and seen.” Curtis says of the hundreds of people he’s met inside three different facilities he’s been transferred between, most are “like him.” “Just people working to provide a life for their family. Trying to be part of society in a productive manner,” he added.

It shouldn't take being thrown in a concentration camp to understand this, but many people simply do not understand how horrific our immigration system is