Josiah Sutton

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First episode dialogue be like "We're talking about the same Steve, right? Mr. Used To Be A Cop? You mean to tell me MY brother- YOUR father and HIS boss- the same Steve who always scopes out the exits to whatever room he's in? That Steve? The Steve who is gonna walk through that door any minute?

Iowa politicians having nothing to say about the murdered Iranian civilians, superficially honoring the deployed Iowans killed in Iranian response strikes, all of them voting against the War Powers Resolution - I am completely sickened by everything

oh yeah and they used the dignified transfer ceremony as a photo op with big smiles. fucking ghouls. tell your kids to never ever consider joining the military for any reason.

you're right. I assumed she hadn't motivated enough people to vote for her on account of the fact that she got less votes and lost, but now that i've seen some pictures of her waving at a crowd and laughing, i understand that she clearly did a good job and won the election

yes it is the job of a political candidate running in an election to motivate voters. it's quite literally their only job until they get elected.

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Dads side: Farmer / moms side: italian

“Don’t you need our permission first?”
“Well are you gonna stop me?”
“Damn, he’s got us there”

[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]

Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

Baudrillard can't keep getting away with it

"I believe they do care. And yeah, they care. And yeah, they care." - Greg Landsman

Alright time for the ritual. Time to post our favorite part

Nobody is this dumb. Landsman is a collaborator. Primary and remove.

New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

Hey what’s that going on in Iran

[guy who has only interacted with rapture evangelicals interacting with their second religious person]: getting a lot of rapture vibes here

Woah

this is the sound of being alive in 2026 tbqh

Two decades ago, my son’s tank fell into the Euphrates in Iraq. The only way I can ever feel closure is the US bombing a different Muslim country.

Why are so many bases being successfully hit? There should be no world in which we planned an attack in Iran, expecting counter strikes, and have had our defensive systems exhausted so rapidly? We should have been stockpiled with enough patriot missiles to defend these things for weeks…

I mean part of the answer is they sincerely didn't think Iran would follow through, since the US leadership has demonstrated they do not comprehend their enemies as human with capacity for thought, but also things never work the way you *imagine* them to. Even unlimited stockpile wouldn't be 100%.

Americans are often shocked when I tell them that according to every single Arab Barometer poll issued, which tracks opinion across almost all of the Arab majority states, the US is consistently listed as the number one threat and impediment to regional stability.

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

Fucking idiot

Many of the schools I went to growing up were on military bases what are you talking about

meanwhile, war rages on at home.