Mike Turner

When you try to do comedy but you've never seen Only Connect www.instagram.com/reel/DJzsOvx...

I did on multiple occasions. I got bunny hops, the magic button, and on one occasion my mother had written in asking for 'a Highland fling'. The only time I have ever seen a puppet look confused

Have the best time. It's a great country

Breakfast in Denmark, lunch in Sweden, dinner in the UK. Busy day

Sadly I don't know. By the way, I'm not a politician 🙂

Oh well, if the TV industry dies, at least I'll have a new theme park to work at

No worries. You are not the first! At least you are more polite than most people 😄

I completely agree with you. Also, I'm not a politician - I'm a writer from the UK 🙂

So, if this 'choose a bit of the world that isn't yours' thing is a thing, can we have Hawaii?

Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.

Here's the books which have been, to put it bluntly, stolen by AI, including QI and Only Connect books www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...

Watching episode one of #adolescence with my jaw on the floor. I really hope there's a behind the scenes to show how it was filmed. Amazing

I have no idea who might win Eurovision. No clue. Maybe the year for something unexpected, like Ukraine or the UK. Switzerland may be in with a shout for the repeat #Eurovision

Jeopardy! | Series 2 Preview (ITV1) The UK version of quiz format Jeopardy!, which is hosted by Stephen Fry, returns to ITV1 this month for its second series. Series one went out as part of ITV’s daytime schedule early last year, launch...

Daytime quiz #Jeopardy #JeopardyUK returns to ITV for brand new series, hosted again by Stephen Fry. More details:

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France are now the only country yet to release their Eurovision song. It says a lot for this year's competition that France are third favourite to win #Eurovision

As if we'd be so obvious #onlyconnect

...and none of them qualified

In my opinion, the best five songs in Eurovision are all from Portugal. It will be interesting to see who they pick in the final tonight #Eurovision

A grand final and the 500th episode all rolled into one. Tonight at 8 on BBC2 ##onlyconnect

Cereal offenders: Tony the Tiger begs furries to stop tweeting him porn Kellogg’s Frosties mascot asked social media users to ‘keep things gr-r-reat’ after being inundated with lewd anthropomorphic images

In 2016, Frosties mascot Tony the Tiger had to ask followers to stop tweeting him anthropomorphic animal porn www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

I'm surprised he doesn't want to rename it 'American'

I never realised that 'sister act' was a term for a singing group of female siblings until I had to google just now to work out what the pun was. I always assumed the title was because she was pretending to be a nun. Makes it even more clever

The CRA are standing with all creators and performers, sending a clear message to UK Government; Make it Fair - stop siding with big tech and ensure that creators are fairly rewarded when their work is used to train AI. #makeitfair #PaytheCreator. Read more: www.creatorsrightsalliance.org

It was genius Alex

Does anyone know what number we are up to with San Marino? Is anyone actually keeping count? #eurovision

I was DELIGHTED to see a newspaper listing describe last week's episode of Only Connect as "two teams battling to make the third place play-off".

The last opportunity to qualify for that key match is TONIGHT AT 8pm on BBC Two. (And whichever team doesn't make it will be in the final).

One is lighter than the other

No worries. I feel your pain

Strong half, lads 👊

Hello. Thank you for your message. Just to let you know I am a writer in the UK and not a US politician (I agree about Musk though!)

Laika Party reminds me a lot of I Wrote a Song but in a slightly different order #eurovision