the truth is out there... in wellington
31.07.2025 08:28 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0@raybonkan.bsky.social
Comedian, speaker, MC. Touring NZ in 2025 with my show Raybonanza, celebrating 31 years in stand up. 31 years, 31 jokes, nothing but gold. First stop Greytown, July 24. Ticket details at www.raybonkan.com.
the truth is out there... in wellington
31.07.2025 08:28 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Iran could make all this go away if they'd only agree to become America's 51st state. Oh hold on, I counted wrong.
If Iran would be the 54th state -- after Israel and Russia and Greenland.
There -- did I just win the Nobel Peace Prize?
So are we just teaching our kids they have to obey anyone with a mask and an unmarked car and an oddly-fitting vest and zip ties now and go with them? Is this where weβre at?
06.06.2025 17:40 β π 14503 π 4733 π¬ 579 π 357I hope legacy media covers the connection between last night's memecoin dinner and this morning's social media tariff threats. He's manipulating the stock market.
23.05.2025 12:59 β π 18561 π 6046 π¬ 786 π 327
Well this video is terrifying.
(gift link below)
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/14/o...
DOGE was never about "efficiency."
09.05.2025 18:01 β π 5562 π 2648 π¬ 247 π 189Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have
02.05.2025 11:25 β π 12183 π 2481 π¬ 121 π 68Is the Washington Post allowed to say this? Somebody phone Bezos so he can be nice.
30.04.2025 22:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump: βI have nothing to do with Russia, butβ¦β Perfectly normal thing for a US President to feel the need to clarify.
23.04.2025 22:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Dear @apnews
He is lying. You know he is lying. You also know that your framing and headline gives him support and will cause people to believe him.
YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE
apnews.com/article/auti...
The insiders seem to have had a 20min warning before the public
10.04.2025 03:30 β π 10867 π 4255 π¬ 301 π 347
The 500 richest people in the world added $304B to their combined net worth yesterday after Trump's tariff pause.
Meanwhile, retirees, small businesses, and workers are still reeling from the mess.
Trump's actions feel chaotic until you see who really comes out on top.
Weβve lit the building on fire but itβs excellent how many people are fleeing the building!
07.04.2025 00:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Would Al Qaeda in their heyday (or Isis or Putin or Kim Jong Un) ever even have *dreamed* of achieving the level of global economic terrorism that Trump, Musk and their GOP accomplices have managed to commit?
04.04.2025 22:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Musk has so much to say about German and French and British and Ukrainian and South African internal politics but never a word about China or Russia.
Strange, right? π€
www.politico.eu/article/elon...
He hasn't booked the ticket himself, but Jeffrey Goldberg of the Atlantic is about to board a flight to El Salvador.
27.03.2025 01:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At this point in America why even bother having law schools if everything Trump says is law, and the law is everything Trump says? Turn the law schools into castles for Putin.
27.03.2025 00:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Notably missing: Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Columbia. Kind of mindblowing to me given what the substance of this letter is: "government should not retaliate against law firms"
26.03.2025 23:09 β π 5109 π 1311 π¬ 145 π 84Surely Musk and Trump would both be happy for America to fund Social Security. Its initials are SS.
20.03.2025 04:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Democrats donβt fight. They didnβt fight when Al Goreβs win was stolen by W. They didnβt demand a recount in November. Instead they spout smug patheticisms: βWhen they go low, we go high.β Yeah thatβll work against someone like Putin. Why not fight back instead? Anything less is collaboration.
07.03.2025 06:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Anyone wonder why the Black-bodied Rep Al Green
was censured by Congress for shouting truth to evil during Trump's SOTU while the white-bodied Rep MTG was not censored for screaming LIAR during Biden's SOTU?
Correct.
05.03.2025 21:44 β π 12532 π 2149 π¬ 218 π 64Pro tip for Year of the Snake, baby! ππ
29.01.2025 23:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's Year of the Snake, baby! Rejoice! But also: remember when you write a cheque, the correct year is now Snake, no longer Dragon. #noobmistake The year is 20-20-Snake.
29.01.2025 13:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i'm pretty sure "adopted" goes without saying
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