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Raybon Kan

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Comedian, speaker, MC. Touring NZ in 2025 with my show Raybonanza, celebrating 31 years in stand up. 31 years, 31 jokes, nothing but gold. First stop Greytown, July 24. Ticket details at www.raybonkan.com.

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the truth is out there... in wellington

31.07.2025 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Iran could make all this go away if they'd only agree to become America's 51st state. Oh hold on, I counted wrong.
If Iran would be the 54th state -- after Israel and Russia and Greenland.
There -- did I just win the Nobel Peace Prize?

17.06.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So are we just teaching our kids they have to obey anyone with a mask and an unmarked car and an oddly-fitting vest and zip ties now and go with them? Is this where we’re at?

06.06.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 14503    πŸ” 4733    πŸ’¬ 579    πŸ“Œ 357

I hope legacy media covers the connection between last night's memecoin dinner and this morning's social media tariff threats. He's manipulating the stock market.

23.05.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 18561    πŸ” 6046    πŸ’¬ 786    πŸ“Œ 327
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Opinion | We Study Fascism. And We’re Leaving the U.S.

Well this video is terrifying.

(gift link below)

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/14/o...

14.05.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 355    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 12
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DOGE was never about "efficiency."

09.05.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5562    πŸ” 2648    πŸ’¬ 247    πŸ“Œ 189

Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have

02.05.2025 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 12183    πŸ” 2481    πŸ’¬ 121    πŸ“Œ 68

Is the Washington Post allowed to say this? Somebody phone Bezos so he can be nice.

30.04.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump: β€œI have nothing to do with Russia, but…” Perfectly normal thing for a US President to feel the need to clarify.

23.04.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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RFK Jr. says HHS will determine the cause of autism by September Health secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services will undertake a β€œmassive testing and research effort” to determine the cause of autism.

Dear @apnews
He is lying. You know he is lying. You also know that your framing and headline gives him support and will cause people to believe him.

YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE

apnews.com/article/auti...

11.04.2025 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 806    πŸ” 181    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 14
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The insiders seem to have had a 20min warning before the public

10.04.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 10867    πŸ” 4255    πŸ’¬ 301    πŸ“Œ 347

The 500 richest people in the world added $304B to their combined net worth yesterday after Trump's tariff pause.

Meanwhile, retirees, small businesses, and workers are still reeling from the mess.

Trump's actions feel chaotic until you see who really comes out on top.

10.04.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2964    πŸ” 1035    πŸ’¬ 124    πŸ“Œ 48

We’ve lit the building on fire but it’s excellent how many people are fleeing the building!

07.04.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would Al Qaeda in their heyday (or Isis or Putin or Kim Jong Un) ever even have *dreamed* of achieving the level of global economic terrorism that Trump, Musk and their GOP accomplices have managed to commit?

04.04.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk slams Marine Le Pen guilty verdict as arch-conservatives unite in fury Key adviser to U.S. President Donald Trump signals he will make the French far-right standard-bearer a new cause célèbre.

Musk has so much to say about German and French and British and Ukrainian and South African internal politics but never a word about China or Russia.

Strange, right? πŸ€”

www.politico.eu/article/elon...

31.03.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5237    πŸ” 1112    πŸ’¬ 221    πŸ“Œ 52

He hasn't booked the ticket himself, but Jeffrey Goldberg of the Atlantic is about to board a flight to El Salvador.

27.03.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At this point in America why even bother having law schools if everything Trump says is law, and the law is everything Trump says? Turn the law schools into castles for Putin.

27.03.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Notably missing: Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Columbia. Kind of mindblowing to me given what the substance of this letter is: "government should not retaliate against law firms"

26.03.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5109    πŸ” 1311    πŸ’¬ 145    πŸ“Œ 84

Surely Musk and Trump would both be happy for America to fund Social Security. Its initials are SS.

20.03.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats don’t fight. They didn’t fight when Al Gore’s win was stolen by W. They didn’t demand a recount in November. Instead they spout smug patheticisms: β€œWhen they go low, we go high.” Yeah that’ll work against someone like Putin. Why not fight back instead? Anything less is collaboration.

07.03.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anyone wonder why the Black-bodied Rep Al Green
was censured by Congress for shouting truth to evil during Trump's SOTU while the white-bodied Rep MTG was not censored for screaming LIAR during Biden's SOTU?

07.03.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6281    πŸ” 1898    πŸ’¬ 511    πŸ“Œ 128
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Correct.

05.03.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 12532    πŸ” 2149    πŸ’¬ 218    πŸ“Œ 64
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Pro tip for Year of the Snake, baby! πŸπŸŽ‡

29.01.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's Year of the Snake, baby! Rejoice! But also: remember when you write a cheque, the correct year is now Snake, no longer Dragon. #noobmistake The year is 20-20-Snake.

29.01.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i'm pretty sure "adopted" goes without saying

07.01.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0