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Dick Bastardly

@dickbastardly.bsky.social

Muttley is freakin skynet yall

37 Followers  |  42 Following  |  257 Posts  |  Joined: 09.11.2023  |  1.848

Latest posts by dickbastardly.bsky.social on Bluesky

lmao

03.11.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you can have a little mental unwellness, as a treat

01.11.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol

01.11.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

slimer indeed

31.10.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this theme reminds me of spooky Sierra point-and-click games and those were Cool As Heck when I was a wee lad

31.10.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol at everyone who bought the dip and then it just kept dipping πŸ˜†

30.10.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

juggalo face paint is a highly effective AI face recognition counter measure

30.10.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, your post was a joke for intelligent people? Well Fuck You too, buddy!

28.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

JeffPoop

27.10.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they're so bored lol

26.10.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he uh... doesn't appear to be very black or a woman based on his pfp but hey... what do I know

26.10.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am 60% water, and therefore, a kind of soup

26.10.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What good is vetting when it's "are you a nazi? Yes? Welcome aboard"

24.10.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

powering up his prodromal schizophrenia like a Sephiroth Supernova

22.10.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually like the fact that they've spent more than a decade shitposting in fyad and just keep going and I hope they never stop

22.10.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the key part of the word being "halp"

21.10.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

spoilers?!?

21.10.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how are they still posting? lol

21.10.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have since learned and wish I hadn't, but I'm glad everyone is having fun

21.10.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've never been more glad to not know what frotting is and if anyone replys to this with the answer you're going straight to blocksville

20.10.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

now there's a wild ride that I'd like to not get off of

19.10.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

jd vance #1 blocked with over 100,000 lol

17.10.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh they're bad, and they're spectacular

17.10.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it would be cool to see a spreadsheet of the most blocked accounts on bluesky

17.10.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

same

14.10.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bro was just nonchalantly jogging lmao

13.10.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nobody tell her that panthers are just melanated jaguars

13.10.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's not about which burner, it's about which direction is the pan handle pointing

13.10.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao love to see it

13.10.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Writing Software: I see... *emails you a summons to the Torment Nexus*

13.10.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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