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we’re crashing the economy!

I will never forgive the Celtics for making Kendrick Perkins a thing. He should just be doing whatever Chuck Hayes or Ronnie Turiaf is doing now.

This shouldn’t impact Workers Tap & Cafe Home of the $3 Draft Pints of Yovu Lager. Through socialism we can defeat tariffs and inflation.

Trump gonna make Rainier and PBR cost $6 at bars

I got suspended on X The Everything App for replying “follow your leader” to a guy with a Hitler avi who posted “better dead than red” 🤠

don’t count out Lisan al-Caleb

I understand he’s like a CBS guy now but in my brain it’s like her knowing who Jerricho Cotchery is

it’s so weird to hear my mom say “is that Nate Burleson talking?”

when are we getting group DMs ova here

If I have to send a pic of my ID to Elon Musk I will post here for real I promise

Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically

𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺

I’m glad I don’t work at a normal workplace anymore because I’d definitely have to hear “Did you see what Wendy’s posted on Threads yesterday???😂😂😂” around the metaphorical water cooler today

Twitter is for crypto incels, Threads is for The Brands™, and Bluesky is for the posters.

yeah let’s get all the cool brands on our new app and have them post about how cool it is!

Sucks!

Threads sucks this is the place

New limit of viewing only 600 posts a day on twitter is a stifling of academic advancement not seen since they burned down the Library of Alexandria

what do we talk about on here? Do we talk about basketball? Or only fucked up stuff? Have any of our enemies made it here yet that we can yell at?