Katherine

She ended up with that one tall, dark-haired footman, right? (who is dating Edith irl I think)

Vartan?!?!

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

It’s like a Great Value Dutch Bros but does the job fine, and the iced latte with a shot of banana syrup is good! Beware that the “large” is the biggest coffee I’ve ever seen

Dog toys: look, it squeaks! Cat toys: come, child. It is time to do drugs.

A favorite from the brilliant Sarah Andersen:

Bill Bryson’s A Short History of Nearly Everything is one of my very favorite books. He’s up there with Roach as a writer whose work is informative yet accessible and hilarious.

THANK YOU. I said the same. If there's ever a zombie apocalypse, I'm out as soon as the WiFi goes.

youtube suggesting i reply to a comment with "i miss my ffamily"

losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment

ouroboreos

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I just had a visceral flashback to Adam X and need to sit down

Bigelow is totally fine! (And I say that as a person with a whole cabinet full of different brands of Earl Grey.) You can mix it up if you’re looking for a little variety, or you can just enjoy what you like.

facebook post from brookfield zoo chicago with a picture of an axolotl and the caption: “And the votes are in... Please give a warm welcome to our newly named axolotl: Sir Mix-O-Lotl. Thank you to everyone who cast their vote in our naming contest. Stop by The Living Coast to say hi to Sir Mix-O-Lot on your next visit! Brookfield Zoo Chicago recently took in 20 rescued axolotls that were illegally imported at O'Hare International Airport and seized by U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service officers. These salamanders were imported from Indonesia and needed professional care to survive. Axolotls are listed as Critically Endangered by the IUCN (International Union for Conservation of Nature Red List). You can symbolically adopt Sir Mix-O-Lot to support the care, education, and conservation of this critically endangered species at https://bit.ly/4mFQXlh.”

SIR MIX-O-LOTL

Kpop Demon Hunters!

Feels like there's been less Marian this season, which is why it's so much better than the previous two? Maybe they finally realized what a charisma vacuum that character is

Except in “Never Been Kissed,” wherein Drew Barrymore is a copy editor at a major Chicago newspaper, has her own office, edits in pencil and dreams of being a reporter

WA: my back is broke

maine: my leg is broke

CA: hit and run driver got me

TX: Fuckin bees

A museum display with showing symptoms of menopause and perimenopause. Beneath each symptom is a jar containing pebbles. Hot flushes or night sweats: about 25% full Vaginal dryness: about 20% full Sleep disturbance: about 35% full Brain fog: About 80% full Mood changes: about 75% full Dental problems: About 15% full Changes to sex drive: about 50% full Aches and pains: About 40% full Recurrent UTIs: About 30% full Indigestion: About 30% full

In popular culture, menopause is typically associated with hot flushes. In our Menopause: What's Changed? exhibition, we invite visitors to drop a pebble if they experience any of these symptoms. And it turns out, hot flushes are much less common than brain fog or mood symptoms!

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

“Hey man, the group chat is supposed to be a place to chill and you’re putting a lot of heavy stuff in it, I told the guys I’d talk to you about it,” said Gandalf

The rainbow is not a symbol of condemnation, but of patience, of God revealing creation will have a role in creating itself, and of God choosing renewal over destruction

All God commands as part of this rainbow deal: Don't hurt anybody, because everybody is precious

🌈

Stayed at a historic hotel in downtown Denver for a friend’s wedding in 2008. Another guest and I rode in the elevator with Emilio Estevez. He was carrying two coffees and my friend said something about double-fisting it. He just kind of smiled faintly.

EDWARD R. PURROW

In honor of Brian Wilson's passing, here are the four categories of Beach Boys songs:

1. surfing is great, you should try it
2. I have a good vehicle
3. I reach beyond myself into the ineffable, and that's where I find you, my love
4. sloop john b

Post to the subreddit r/AskHistorians: What was navigation like for vehicle drivers in the United States before the internet and GPS? Before GPS devices and smartphones/cellular internet networks were a thing (Garmin company was founded 1989), millions of Americans were already getting around driving without the use of those inventions. How did they navigate? Did everyone need stacks of maps? Were drivers frequently lost? Did everyone have to understand the interstate system and use intuition to guide them? How burdensome was driving before GPS? Did drivers pay people to calculate an optimal route for them?

I am officially one of The Ancients, Keeper of Knowledge of the Before Time

Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time

Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

An Oral-B login screen.

I have been logged out of my toothbrush.