Ennis F.W. // they/them

Better late than never written.

Love it. ❤️

Love a good dirt pie.

I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.

daily sketch #14: them but it's an actual sketch, LOL
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#FFVII #Hojodegger

Friendships come and friendships go, but Valenwind is forever. #ff7 #valenwind

Voyager scene. Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct adjunct of Unimatrix-01, is seen up close absolutely devouring a big ol' turkey leg like some kind of vicious animal. It's one of those tin foil wrapped Renaissance festival turkey legs, absolute unit. Closed caption reads: (ravenous growling)

The small part of me that is a medieval barber surgeon appreciated this.

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That morning light makes the warmth of this image almost palpable. ❤️

Ok so its one of those dept of health posters you find in bathrooms. The poster is 13 little comic book scene style squares displaying hands in various stages of hand warshing with music lyrics under each one to help you, the filthy hand warsher, know how long you should spend warshing your filthy, disgusting hands. The top of the poster reads, "Hand washing technique with soap and water." And the music that reads under each square is as follows, "(1) It's been a long road, getting to there from here(2)It's been a long time but my time is finally near(3)And I will see my dream come alive at last(4)I will touch the sky, and they're not gonna hold me down no more(5)No, they're not gonna change my mind(6)'Cause I've got faith of the heart(7)I'm going where my heart will take me(8)I've got faith to believe-I can do anything- I've got strength of the soul(9)And no one's gonna bend or break me(10)I can reach any star(11)I've got faith(12)(I've got-I've got-I've got) I've got faith,(13)FAITH OF THE HEART"

It's flu SZN, people

Thick Book Thin Book meme Thick Book: Idea in my head, oh my god it is so good Thin Book, Notably Absent: Idea when I try to put it into my docs

We'd have been terrors. 😂

the very nasty people of Avalanche have been very unfair and hurt our beautiful mako reactors which are so green, so beautiful, we love them, we're all going to see mother

Many people have been telling me about this Sephiroth guy, great guy. He has a great big sword, and they’re calling him the one winged angel. And when I heard that I said wow, but we’re going to be looking into this very strongly

Did you know we have the tallest building in Midgar? Some say maybe even the world. 70 Floors! Nobody else has floors like ours - big, beautiful floors. Marble tile, every one of them. We have a nice gold statue in the lobby, isn't it great? The other power companies don't have that...

No joke, I immediately thought of you when I saw that tag.

Beats the hell out of authors just randomly mentioning a character taking a piss when said piss does nothing to impact the narrative. (Now there's a phrase I wish my professors could see.)

Honestly, if you're gonna write about a character pissing, that's the way to do it. It tells us something about the character, or at least reinforces what we already know. Not only *would* Reno do that, it's a very Reno thing to do.

Somebody get this boy a Cura! 😭

I'm Tragic Backstories, what about you?

And Sim knows they can mess with the Turks with impunity, because who's gonna go off on a tailor who needs a cane to get around?

Oh shit, I never realized how much Heidegger needed a cape.

Yesss, I love this mental image. Dev is determined to get a good grade in Laundry and be the teacher’s pet. 😆 Reno being all too cool for school until he's like, "wait, shit, this is actually useful." Rude probably nodding along like he already knows all this, but secretly taking detailed notes.

Sim teaches them about the wonders of enzymatic meat tenderizer for stain removal.

Sign for a "Friend" ad defaced with graffiti reading "AI doesn't care if you live or die."

Sign for a "Friend" ad defaced with graffiti reading "talk to humans"

Sign for a "Friend" ad defaced with graffiti reading "Fuck this!"

Sign for a "Friend" ad defaced with graffiti reading "you don't have to accept this future."

Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced.

Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.

What a man! 😍

A skeet from “rare body oils” that says: TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.

You can make art.

The biggest step isn't getting good at art, it's being willing to make art that doesn't match the idea of "good art" in your head.

Making a lot of imperfect art is an essential step toward making perfect art; a counterproductive goal you shouldn't have anyway.

Just make art.