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David Harris

@magisterdharris.bsky.social

Magister - Church of Satan. Quoted mocking your moral outrage on TMZ, Billboard, Newsweek, & Forbes. Better than you.

128 Followers  |  46 Following  |  84 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2024  |  1.6855

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Remember kids: don't just be pro-choice. Be pro-abortion. Talk someone into it.

07.11.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The reasons you dumb motherfuckers have children are beyond me. I have never seen a bigger impedance to one's personal goals than a child.

07.11.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Metal Grotto Episode 140 β€œHalloween Special 2025” is available now
DJ Rev HellOnWheels returns with a Halloween special featuring various creatures of the night
Only on Radio Free Satan!

21.10.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Humor Defeats ICE In Portland
YouTube video by NowThis Impact Humor Defeats ICE In Portland

Yes it's childish, but at least it's not violent.

03.10.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Here's what's really going on in Portland
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture Here's what's really going on in Portland

🧡 Here's a series of videos showing how peaceful Portland is. Also, it proves that the U.S. government is purposely trying to start a war with U.S. citizens. Here's @parkroseperma.bsky.social describing the situation in Portland at the time Trump made his announcement.

28.09.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Trump said there's been no murders & no crime since he deployed the National guard in DC.
There have been 10 homicides, 374 car thefts, 118 assaults with a dangerous weapon, 1622 thefts, 600 thefts from cars, 144 robberies & 89 burglaries. All those numbers are bigger than zero.

26.09.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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1st realize they are weak & scared. 2nd Look at the lines they don't dare cross. 3rd Recognize that they are mostly trying to control people w/words & by acting like Nazis. 4th don't be afraid to get in their way, shame them, point, laugh & call them weird. They hate that.

23.09.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The MAGA gang is desperately trying to characterize this kid who Murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.

18.09.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump tried to deport 700 Guatemalan foster children, many with no home or family in Guatemala, after midnight Sunday morning. A judge was called at 2:45 AM & stopped the illegal deportation.

02.09.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Realm of Satan streaming on AppleTV - Church of Satan Scott Cummings’ portrait of the Church of Satan is now streaming on AppleTV! If you have AppleTV, Check it out! This film is for adults only as it does contain nudity and scenes with erotic content.

Adults only because of nudity and erotic content.

churchofsatan.com/realm-of-sat...

02.09.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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I've been to more Ozzy/Sabbath shows than any other artist. There is no musician that's had a more profound impact on my life. When someone's art speaks to you, you feel less alone, and a little more human.

Thank you, Ozzy. Rest in power. #OzzyOsbourneRIP

22.07.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gotta love a girl that appreciates a gesture like that.

18.06.2025 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thought we could use a morning laugh

17.06.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9289    πŸ” 1481    πŸ’¬ 512    πŸ“Œ 136

Evangelical Christians are terrorists. There's no longer any debate about this. It's time to round them up and put them in camps. Send them to El Salvador.

15.06.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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L’unitΓ© dans le corps du Christ - CEF La Borne Matadi Jour 15, FΓ©vrier devant ta face du Dimanche 12 FΓ©vrier 2023 1er Culte. Le repos aprΓ¨s un travail bien fait Jean 17Β : 20-23 Dr. Vance BOELTER, Pasteur (USA) Β  JΓ©sus est la parole faite chair. S’il pron...

Suspect in political assassination was a real jack of all trades, he was a thug and a suit. Here are some recordings of him preaching.

14.06.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't remember this book for some reason

09.06.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7154    πŸ” 742    πŸ’¬ 159    πŸ“Œ 45
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LIVE Mass Arrests at STOP TRUMP'S ICE Raids Protest in NYC YouTube video by Status Coup News

It's New York's turn.

09.06.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#BookSky

10.06.2025 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 20313    πŸ” 2699    πŸ’¬ 681    πŸ“Œ 171
Police Horse Trampling During LA ICE Protests
YouTube video by golf1052 Police Horse Trampling During LA ICE Protests

Craziest press conference ever.

10.06.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Metro #780 - Church of Satan This week on The Metro, Rev. Jeff Ivins continues to bring the 80s to you with: Tommy Tutone, Bill Nelson, Bauhaus, Go West, Julie Brown, Sheena Easton, Roxy Music, Eddy Grant, Cyndi Lauper, Musical Y...

The Metro #780, presented by Reverend Jeff Ivins, offers 80s, Post-Punk and New Wave music for your retro listening pleasure.

churchofsatan.com/the-metro-780/

10.06.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot take: AI is a godsend for people like me who cannot create without collaborating, but who hates being around other people so much that the just the thought of collaborating with other humans is exhausting.

06.06.2025 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's play: Find a Law That Israel Didn't Break - Bingo! Just to be fair, we'll limit the timeline to just the last 3 years.
Here's your bingo card: www.icrc.org/sites/defaul...

28.05.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Name a film that has a happy ending that normies disagree with. #filmsky πŸŽ₯

28.05.2025 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember this Memorial Day to point and laugh at the graves of dead Confederate soldiers, because they're all traitorous losers that died as people that were not citizens of this country. #MemorialDayWeekend

25.05.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gaetz insists use of β€˜86’ is β€˜distinct’ from Comey’s as MAGA accused of hypocrisy Exclusive: Matt Gaetz told The Independent that his tweet last year saying he β€˜had 86’d’ a number of prominent Republicans was β€˜distinct’ from James Comey’s post

"See, when they did it, it was 'BUM bum bum ba ba bum bum, BUM bum bum ba ba bum bum,' but when I do it it's ' BUM bum bum ba ba bum bum, bum BUM bum bum ba ba bum bum.". It's totally different.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

17.05.2025 10:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Naked Satanist #004: TV God - Church of Satan Rev. Jeff Ivins talks about TV being the new god with respect to religion. He also answers listener email about social nudity and body image. Stream Episode #004. Download Episode #004.

Reverend Ivins discusses TV as the God of the masses, as well as body image in social nudism.

churchofsatan.com/the-naked-sa...

15.05.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Wedding Funeralβ€”Two Concerts - Church of Satan Flemington DIY: 26 Stangl Road, Flemington, NJ 08822 Live Music – Punk / Alt / Indie May 16 @ 7:00 pm – 10:00 pm The Wedding Funeral (Gothic Country/Folk Punk) Eighty (Emo/Alternative) Redeye (Post-Ha...

The Wedding Funeral: Two concerts, including a Providence debut!

churchofsatan.com/the-wedding-...

13.05.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Metro #776 - Church of Satan This week on The Metro, Rev. Jeff Ivins brings you extended mixes of hits from 1980s featuring: Paul Young, Heaven 17, Culture Club, Tears For Fears, Tracey Ullman, Japan, OMD, Spandau Ballet, Bananar...

The Metro #776, presented by Reverend Jeff Ivins, offers 80s, Post-Punk and New Wave music for your retro listening pleasure.

churchofsatan.com/the-metro-776/

12.05.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Upcoming DaddyBaphy Appearances - Church of Satan DaddyBaphys summer of Satan appearance dates continue to roll in. In early June you can catch his unholiness where it all started on the West Coast, when Baphy goes to pay his respects to the original...

DaddyBaphy is busy!

churchofsatan.com/daddybaphy-a...

08.05.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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