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the wicked witch has flying monkey titty tattoos that spring to life out of her chest. dorothy is “dg” but that’s not short for anything, everybody just calls her “dg.” the tin man’s having a Dead Wife Cop Drama independent of everyone else. i can’t even BEGIN to unpack what they did with toto

i caved and watched part 2. i am 90% confident i read the wiki page for this show as a child and influenced the goofy ass stories i made up as a dark fairy tale hungry 10 year old because the actual series plays out EXACTLY like a 10 year old wrote it

tonight i finally watched part 1 of the syfy tin man miniseries from 2007. absolutely terrible. every performance is from a different movie. i would fully stay up until 2 AM watching all of it and frankly i’m tempted to push it for one more ep anyways

hey was anyone else unable to log in for hours on end yesterday for no discernible reason? wonder why

sure i've got my moodboard of qualities i absorb from people i know or celebrities that i think would be desirable in a partner but i know i can't date a tiktok. "autistic girlfriend" is a tiktok dream and i don't even WANT to compete with her, but it hurts that i am

so i'm doing all this work to be a person only for some jagoff to show up looking for some quirk chungus he can pillory with legos and fruit gushers and only treat like an adult when he wants to fuck her. not that this is the kind of person you'd want to date but it just makes you feel double ugly

like i do get sensitive about like food textures and such ON TOP OF a gluten intolerance, but it's not all "tee hee chicken nuggies" because i would like to eat like an adult when i go out with my friends. it's not cute, it can be deeply fucking embarassing actually

as someone who is just kinda pretty by contemporary beauty standards (not to dog on myself, i like how i look but it's not the image that's being pushed) that my autism also has to be "cute" is just painful because it adds to that self-consciousness you ALREADY FEEL WITH AUTISM

a large contingent of boring single men already act entitled to unfathomably attractive women who have enough personality for the both of them - but then to take a thing i PHYSICALLY cannot change about myself and put a shmoopified version of it on your list of demands just skeeves me out so deeply

Okay, it's time to talk about the weird 'autistic girlfriend' trend after that viral tweet I'm so sick of this

full disclosure i know this specific video is very likely an ageplay thing, but for as decent a job as i've been doing not letting the "autistic girlfriend" trend hurt my feelings, i think this put me over the edge. i hit my limit

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me when i spread insidious lies and slander about my perfect little wooden mouse made of wood

aw my landlord don’t know i do potions on the side, thinks i’m makin’ gin in the bathtub. he’s a freehand. a shortspell. just a plain jane. a goose. an alderman. maybe there’s regional names! what do people down south call muggles? see what you can do when you think about it longer than 5 minutes???

t shirt design reading “muggle = no-maj”

stunned to this day that rowling set her dumbass spinoff series in 1920’S NEW YORK, truly the library of alexandria for rad bonkers slang like “palooka” or “getaway sticks”, and not only landed on the lamest clunkiest shit you’ve ever heard but printed it on a million hideous t-shirts

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compare that to fontana who is super talented and i certainly empathize with them having anxiety but has a major case of I Am Confused When We Are Not About Me

actually what i like about gawdland isn't just that she's had 10's across the board it's that she seems really ready to gas up her competitors and be positive, which may be a bit of a luxury on account of her eating them all for lunch but it FEELS sincere and that's not nothing

you know i keep up with the uk/vs the world drag seasons and i don't usually expect to get like marginally attached to anybody, but gawdland is an absolute fucking lunatic and i think one of my new favorite people

+S9. pretty much all heaters building up to bar none one of the most evil series finales anyone has ever intentionally developed. unusually i'm strongly recommending the first three episodes of this season in particular as a package deal, all great & all very thematically cohesive

just remembered rather suddenly this series of chapter books i bought about every entry of from my nearest wal-mart as a kid and my immediate follow up thought was “am i going to find out it was secretly some new wave cult shit”

because it just LOOKS like it’d be hiding some miskatonic shit right

just remembered rather suddenly this series of chapter books i bought about every entry of from my nearest wal-mart as a kid and my immediate follow up thought was “am i going to find out it was secretly some new wave cult shit”

Michael B. Jordan holding two Actor Awards

I didn't realize everyone who won for the ensemble cast got one and briefly thought they gave him two for winning Best Actor as a bit

oh, well, if your wife prayed for them that's different then isn't it

like it's fair to say mbj has been kept reasonably busy since breaking out in 2013 but all of his best material's been coming from coogler or creed sequels, and not that the work hasn't been strong but it really lays out how much less the industry has been begging him to win a bajillion awards

i don't think chalamet is an untalented guy and i'm sure he is that good in marty supreme but i would be very unsurprised if putting shit like this on paper made SAG voters realize the differential between chalamet being "overdue" and mbj being "overdue"

the sideways stands for sideways!