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i don’t even really know if this was intentional or just a byproduct of the book trying to rectify elsa not ACTUALLY being a main character in 1 (because she has to be nicer if she’s the protagonist!!!!) but i had A Moment where i thought anna would have one singular negative character trait

0% to both. there is ONE choice with interesting potential and it goes nowhere but basically there’s a moment at the ball where elsa implies she’d like to slowly rebuild her relationship with anna, so anna rushing into things with hans reads more selfish because she wants immediate gratification

now that i’ve seen two versions of this story i cannot stress enough that anna needs to say “maybe elsa means it when she says we can’t be closer” literally once because if you don’t do that the big sacrifice has no weight. oh the thing she was saying she’d do all movie. who could have ever guessed

2 star letterboxd review for frozen the musical: ever want to watch a musical that both desperately needs you to love its source while also sheepishly admitting they wrote the movie wrong? do you care whether it’s successful at either of those things? no? frozen the musical!

i AM sideeyeing OP but this might be her truth & i'm sympathetic to the fact that she's gotta make a living - & because that snippet from "josee" has been SO divorced from its intended purpose i'm willing to cede that there's not much she could realistically do at a certain point

i do want to elaborate that my primary umbrage is with guys who watch short the same way as that one montage from "josee the tiger and the fish" which irregardless of the context of the film has been warped into a male fantasy of infantilization under the guise of "support" and "acceptance"

the wicked witch has flying monkey titty tattoos that spring to life out of her chest. dorothy is “dg” but that’s not short for anything, everybody just calls her “dg.” the tin man’s having a Dead Wife Cop Drama independent of everyone else. i can’t even BEGIN to unpack what they did with toto

i caved and watched part 2. i am 90% confident i read the wiki page for this show as a child and influenced the goofy ass stories i made up as a dark fairy tale hungry 10 year old because the actual series plays out EXACTLY like a 10 year old wrote it

tonight i finally watched part 1 of the syfy tin man miniseries from 2007. absolutely terrible. every performance is from a different movie. i would fully stay up until 2 AM watching all of it and frankly i’m tempted to push it for one more ep anyways

hey was anyone else unable to log in for hours on end yesterday for no discernible reason? wonder why

sure i've got my moodboard of qualities i absorb from people i know or celebrities that i think would be desirable in a partner but i know i can't date a tiktok. "autistic girlfriend" is a tiktok dream and i don't even WANT to compete with her, but it hurts that i am

so i'm doing all this work to be a person only for some jagoff to show up looking for some quirk chungus he can pillory with legos and fruit gushers and only treat like an adult when he wants to fuck her. not that this is the kind of person you'd want to date but it just makes you feel double ugly

like i do get sensitive about like food textures and such ON TOP OF a gluten intolerance, but it's not all "tee hee chicken nuggies" because i would like to eat like an adult when i go out with my friends. it's not cute, it can be deeply fucking embarassing actually

as someone who is just kinda pretty by contemporary beauty standards (not to dog on myself, i like how i look but it's not the image that's being pushed) that my autism also has to be "cute" is just painful because it adds to that self-consciousness you ALREADY FEEL WITH AUTISM

a large contingent of boring single men already act entitled to unfathomably attractive women who have enough personality for the both of them - but then to take a thing i PHYSICALLY cannot change about myself and put a shmoopified version of it on your list of demands just skeeves me out so deeply

Okay, it's time to talk about the weird 'autistic girlfriend' trend after that viral tweet I'm so sick of this

full disclosure i know this specific video is very likely an ageplay thing, but for as decent a job as i've been doing not letting the "autistic girlfriend" trend hurt my feelings, i think this put me over the edge. i hit my limit

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me when i spread insidious lies and slander about my perfect little wooden mouse made of wood

aw my landlord don’t know i do potions on the side, thinks i’m makin’ gin in the bathtub. he’s a freehand. a shortspell. just a plain jane. a goose. an alderman. maybe there’s regional names! what do people down south call muggles? see what you can do when you think about it longer than 5 minutes???

t shirt design reading “muggle = no-maj”

stunned to this day that rowling set her dumbass spinoff series in 1920’S NEW YORK, truly the library of alexandria for rad bonkers slang like “palooka” or “getaway sticks”, and not only landed on the lamest clunkiest shit you’ve ever heard but printed it on a million hideous t-shirts

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compare that to fontana who is super talented and i certainly empathize with them having anxiety but has a major case of I Am Confused When We Are Not About Me

actually what i like about gawdland isn't just that she's had 10's across the board it's that she seems really ready to gas up her competitors and be positive, which may be a bit of a luxury on account of her eating them all for lunch but it FEELS sincere and that's not nothing

you know i keep up with the uk/vs the world drag seasons and i don't usually expect to get like marginally attached to anybody, but gawdland is an absolute fucking lunatic and i think one of my new favorite people

+S9. pretty much all heaters building up to bar none one of the most evil series finales anyone has ever intentionally developed. unusually i'm strongly recommending the first three episodes of this season in particular as a package deal, all great & all very thematically cohesive

just remembered rather suddenly this series of chapter books i bought about every entry of from my nearest wal-mart as a kid and my immediate follow up thought was “am i going to find out it was secretly some new wave cult shit”