Alan Probe

share your last 4 played games to expose your gaming habits

morningstar pictured in a psych ward hospital bed. surrounding him is lyrics to mr bungle’s stubb (a dub).

you taught me a lesson
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morningstar ripped open with his organs spilled out. sticks of dynamite are stuck inside his entrails and are lit. he is holding a presumably detonate switch. text reads “how are sausages made? and what am i made of? i’m gonna find out now!”

how are sausages made?
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B. Kilban

B. Kilban

ronnie woodhead and hoby buchanan of quo vadis, holding large bouquets of flowers and standing side by side

can you forgive her?
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robbie and dave, pictured in the image as in their late 50s, standing at the top of a stairwell and looking down at the viewer

by the time you get this
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THANK YOU!

if you see this post a RABBIT! 🐇
#furryart

cover for a private life themed playlist featuring portraits of all of the characters

an everybody needs themed playlist with silhouettes of the main four

an apple music essentials for under investigation

an apple music essentials for quo vadis

playlist covers
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photo of tuxedo cat snuggled up in an elevated cat bed

isa is quite cozy in her condo!

thank you so much!

robbie and mileena having sex in robbie’s room. the door is cracked with light seeping in

joey and sadie having sex in sadie’s room. a lamp is lighting up the room. sadie is using a strap

andrea and nick having sex in their apartment. the window and a lamp is giving light to the room.

intimacy in private life
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an interview of quo vadis ahead of their new album subculture

catching up with QUO VADIS and their new album “subculture”
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illustration of john linnell and john flansburgh of they might be giants. stylized in a similar fashion to the kids in “a hole is to dig”, the namesake of their new album “the world is to dig”.

the world is so you have something to stand on
#art #tmbg

illustration of a blonde girl wearing a purple and teal lingerie set

lingerie
#art #pinup

art of lady margaret eating a hot dog on the beach. she is making a bit of a mess.

dreams
#art #pinup

No DQ in Hell

#wrestling

Cool World (1992) art by Barry E Jackson
#mondaymotivation

art of a tan woman wearing a tiger patterned microkini and smoking a cigarette

tigress
#art #pinup

a mockup of QUO VADIS’ album cover for subculture, a fictional band

happy valentine’s day from QUO VADIS
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an incredibly busty blonde girl with freckles is taking off her bikini top, and saying “oopsy!”, framing it as a mistake

oopsy daisies
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thank you so much! 🙌

illustration of a fat white woman leaning on her side, half undressed, fucking herself with a blue dildo

lady margaret
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miscellaneous examples.

terms of service.

contact me at alanprobesucks on all platforms!

peep the examples, or look at my profile! feel free to contact with any questions!
#commission #art

basic commission. lines and colour.

description of backgrounds, both simple and complex.

commercial work, for events of all kinds.

graphic design packages.

personal work, commercial work, and graphic design is all up for grabs!
#commission #art

alan probe is taking commissions!! can you believe it?!

my commissions are NOW OPEN! dig the thread for more information!
#commissions #art

chimera redraw in a seductive pose

adelheid

melancholy and serenity

catharsis

grab bag of miscellaneous character art
#ocart #ocsky

The idea that everybody on the planet must forever be beholden to the default of babysitter of other people’s children except for their actual fucking parents, and as a result any attempt to opt of non-consensual babysitting must include getting my identity stolen, is an idea that must fucking die.

serenity portrait

melancholy portrait

morningstar portrait

playlist covers
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illustration of a girl with twin buns jumping

gaghiel
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