José Fernando Rodríguez

Fran Lebowitz called Donald Trump a stupid person’s idea of a smart person. In that spirit I call Emerald Fennell a gullible person’s idea of Lynne Ramsay.

I saw Fennell’s first two features and am currently operating on the “fool me twice” ticket buying program.

Ah, Bad Bunny left you with questions about power outages, storms, and our hatred of colonialism? Don’t worry, I got you. I’ll show you the aftermath of a storm, take you to the beach, show you what hides under the waves. I’ll show you our magia…

www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316...

The full run of SCTV for free. God bless and keep the Internet Archive.

The cast of SCTV

SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods.

S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky

A statement about January 30

Reminder: All it would take to end the murder of American citizens by an untrained government goon squad is 16 Republicans in Congress voting with Dems to defund ICE (or 23 to impeach and remove Trump — 3 in House & 20 in Senate). That’s it. 23 Americans can vote for the public and end all of this.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

we are the world but its everybody telling quentin tarantino to shut the fuck up

A photo of Adam Scott meeting the Pope.

*sighs*
“Are we having… FUN yet?”

Good morning. Here's a VH1 segment on Jeffrey Epstein from 2007.

From: jeffrey E. [jeevacation@gmail.com} Sent: 2/8/2017 9:53:21 AM To: Larry Summers Subject: Re: Importance: High recall ive told you , - i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous

Jeffrey Epstein to Lawrence Summers (both of whom are very bad people):

“i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous”

If Cornholio ran for political office

i would not be awed by the geico gecko if i met him or grateful for the money he's saved me on my car insurance. i would immediately step on him

Bohemian Hall Beer Garden in Astoria!

Mandy Patinkin and Kathryn Grody promoting Zohran

POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet

Fellow Short Kings, we good with AOC again

One Battle After Another and Sinners both lay out a formula for cinema success: diverse movies where white nationalists get duffed in the most graphic way possible shot and presented in increasingly baroque high resolution formats.

Dang he’s good. 100% the correct answer.

Everybody in NYC go see PREDATORS this weekend at Film Forum, easily one of the best movies of the year

to my mind the woman who dies of sepsis because of antiabortion laws, or the person who dies because they can't afford insulin -- these are just as much victims of political violence as the man shot through the throat while making a racist speech

I simply cannnot know how much to anticipate this fall's new movies unless I'm told exactly how long people stand and applaud for them

Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.

Watching Steve McQueen’s Widows, a film that should’ve received about fifteen best supporting nominations.

The Crisis Isn’t Cinema. It’s the Industry. Cinema Doesn’t Live Here Anymore

Cinema isn’t in crisis—the industry is.
Cinema Tropical’s Executive Director writes for Distribution Advocates on the systemic failures of today’s film ecosystem and calls for a reimagining of how we support, distribute, and engage with cinema