Matt Randall

I love golf. It is such a dumb sport.

Come in having issues centering the ball on my strike. Get handed a med ball, throw a few 5 foot tosses, then am told "swing the club like you're throwing the med ball". Boom, flying as far as it was before with half the effort.

It makes no sense.

I thought that was Dubinsky, and it was in the playoffs

The Brooks Orpik treatment. Only thing (thankfully) missing is checking a dude into his own goalie lol

It's why I try not to hold that first offseason against him too much. I get he's the one that signs the contracts, but it was still Hextall's group for that first signing period. Only one month between hire and FA opening, and it feels like he leaned a little too much on that group.

Pro moves (i.e. FA signings) have improved considerably since he revamped the Pro Scouting department.

I was talking to a coworker about how I injured a shoulder and kept reaggravating it... was like "Oh yeah, it happened in 2015 which... was... almost 11 years ago...." Time is undefeated

Such a weird spot of the city for something like this lol

ESPN really needs to fix their app. First said Pens lost 2-3 in regulation (won 4-3 in OT), then said Ole Miss went 4 and out and gave up a game-winning FG to UGA with 10 seconds left.

Do better @espn.com

Feels like they're trying to avoid 4 righties, but also letting Sid work down low.

To be fair, so was everyone else lol

Every. Single. Game. I attend, I get fuckin Francis

Feels good to be back in the W column against TCUN

It's 3:40 PM and Michigan still sucks.

AND THEN BRUTUS DID MORE.

A 12-minute, 20-play drive to go up 3 scores is absolute sicko shit from Day, and I love it.

24-9 still feels like "can't relax" territory but I feel a lot better than I did 2 hours ago.

I'll take 17-9 at half. Or, at least, my blood pressure will.

Apparently I was too optimistic for them to have figured out red zone offense.

Here's hoping 2024 Playoff Ryan Day shows up to call the offense today.

Ben Kindel Cy Young campaign starting off strong

I get there's a playoff cap now, but holy hell is this ridiculous. Can literally set your watch to Mark Stone getting LTIR'ed as long as Vegas has a point cushion over the Pacific.

Jim Knowles leaving OSU after a dispute with Ryan Day post-Oregon loss, to only then give up 42 points to an 0-4 team is *chef's kiss*

Sometimes, the jokes write themselves

YouTube video by glammer Gene Gene, the Dancing Machine

My favorite thing about trivia is pulling a core childhood memory from the depths of my brain to get us the points. If it wasn't for my dad constantly making off-hand references to this "Famous Gene" when I was a kid, we probably wouldn't have won last night m.youtube.com/watch?v=ACpN...

YouTube video by John Philbin Phish - "Bathtub Gin" (Blossom, 8/7/15)

Here's a couple highlights from shows I've attended

My first: youtu.be/FvjG_BQTxu0?...

2nd: youtu.be/LP1V6YLKIBg?...

3rd: youtu.be/rQrcvXAZL9M?...

Most recently: youtu.be/uFoscNsTv-Q?...

Today marks 10 years since my older brother, LB, took me to my first Phish show. That one show, and the 8 more Phish (plus two TAB) shows opened me up to a whole new world of music, both listening and my own guitar playing. I'm extremely grateful that he decided to share that experience with me.

Real "Milennials are killing (insert inane thing no one actually thinks about here)" vibes

The only way IMO it reaches embarrassment territory is if attendance drops to 0.

I'm torn between "the community was just waiting to hate this" which sucks, and "If Bungie had called this Destiny 3, people would've probably been happier" which also sucks. It's a no-win situation.

Hopefully not a water leak! It's always a water leak lol

Phish show #8