Being1, reclining on couch covered in crumbs:
I AM GOING TO BECOME A BETTER BEING
Being2, standing nearby:
WHEN
Being1:
IN A FEW DAYS
Being2:
OK
Being2:
ON THE DAY WE TRADITIONALLY BECOME BETTER BEINGS
Being1:
YES
Being1:
UNTIL THEN I WILL MILDY DEBASE MYSELF
Beong2:
TO MAXIMIZE CONTRAST
Being1:
EXACTLY
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Panel 1
Being1 (with a headset microphone) sits on a stationary bike, holding two fingers on neck
Being1: OK BEINGS! Now put two digits on your neck to calculate your bloodpump rate
Panel 2:
Being2 and Being3 sweating profusely as they work out on their stationary bikes, they are both putting 2 fingers on their neck
Being2: BUT WHY?
Being3: if we increase our rate we decrease our odds of perishing
Panel 3:
Being2: I hope we hit maximum rate
Being3: no- if we hit maximum rate we could perish
Panel 4:
Being2: we perish in either scenario
Being3: we perish in every scenario
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At least we know one thing for certain. Dump is not smart enough to have been the ringleader.
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17.02.2026 00:35 โ
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Wow.
17.02.2026 03:59 โ
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"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."
โThe Declaration of Independence
16.02.2026 22:01 โ
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๐ Trump the orange buffoon.
17.02.2026 07:57 โ
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Bondi Bombast
Hereโs my latest cartoon for Substack.
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Ghislaine Maxwell, a convicted child sex trafficker, gets gardening time, sports, therapy dogs, and spa products in prison.
Migrant children in custody are sleeping on concrete floors without enough food or clean water.
Our priorities are so fucked.
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QtipsANON. Speaking of being with Stupid!
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Looks like a Larson ripoff.
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Trumpstein Files and Life Drawing
New Sack Cartoonโ-Namedropper
Another new cartoon, and why Sack had to retire in the first place.
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Mother fuckers
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Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
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@deadder.bsky.social has so many great cartoons:
10.02.2026 19:19 โ
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Thanks Marc!
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There are none so blind as those who will NAZI.
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So, has the staffer who shared that racist meme been fired, or is he still the President of the United States?
๐๐ค
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09.02.2026 18:22 โ
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Letโs be clear!
#Epstein
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#Epstein
#EpsteinFiles
08.02.2026 16:52 โ
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Ghislaine Maxwell got into jail for engaging in pedophilia and sex trafficking.
Ghislaine Maxwell hopes to get out of jail by engaging in extortion.
I'm beginning to get the impression that Ghislaine Maxwell enjoys criming.
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