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@familiarofthewitch.bsky.social

Dog loving horsey girl interested in learning herbal medicine and foraging. Retired.

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Being1, reclining on couch covered in crumbs:

I AM GOING TO BECOME A BETTER BEING

Being2, standing nearby: 

WHEN  

Being1:

IN A FEW DAYS

Being2:
OK

Being2: 

ON THE DAY WE TRADITIONALLY BECOME BETTER BEINGS 

Being1:
YES

Being1:

UNTIL THEN I WILL MILDY DEBASE MYSELF 

Beong2:

TO MAXIMIZE CONTRAST

Being1:

EXACTLY

Being1, reclining on couch covered in crumbs: I AM GOING TO BECOME A BETTER BEING Being2, standing nearby: WHEN Being1: IN A FEW DAYS Being2: OK Being2: ON THE DAY WE TRADITIONALLY BECOME BETTER BEINGS Being1: YES Being1: UNTIL THEN I WILL MILDY DEBASE MYSELF Beong2: TO MAXIMIZE CONTRAST Being1: EXACTLY

30.12.2024 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 233    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Being1 (with a headset microphone) sits on a stationary bike, holding two fingers on neck 

Being1: OK BEINGS! Now put two digits on your neck to calculate your bloodpump rate 

Panel 2:

Being2 and Being3 sweating profusely as they work out on their stationary bikes, they are both putting 2 fingers on their neck 

Being2: BUT WHY?
Being3: if we increase our rate we decrease our odds of perishing 

Panel 3:

Being2: I hope we hit maximum rate 
Being3: no- if we hit maximum rate we could perish

Panel 4:

Being2: we perish in either scenario 
Being3: we perish in every scenario

Panel 1 Being1 (with a headset microphone) sits on a stationary bike, holding two fingers on neck Being1: OK BEINGS! Now put two digits on your neck to calculate your bloodpump rate Panel 2: Being2 and Being3 sweating profusely as they work out on their stationary bikes, they are both putting 2 fingers on their neck Being2: BUT WHY? Being3: if we increase our rate we decrease our odds of perishing Panel 3: Being2: I hope we hit maximum rate Being3: no- if we hit maximum rate we could perish Panel 4: Being2: we perish in either scenario Being3: we perish in every scenario

22.01.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 240    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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NO KINGS Stockton ยท No Kings **We have the power and are claiming it together. No Thrones. No Crowns. No Kings.** What began in 2025 as a single day of defiance has become a sustained national resistance to tyranny, spreading fr...

I'm attending No Kings's event, โ€œNO KINGS Stocktonโ€ - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...

22.02.2026 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least we know one thing for certain. Dump is not smart enough to have been the ringleader.

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Wow.

17.02.2026 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35763    ๐Ÿ” 16580    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1291    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2461

"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."

โ€”The Declaration of Independence

16.02.2026 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8367    ๐Ÿ” 2442    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 148    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63
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๐Ÿ˜‚ Trump the orange buffoon.

17.02.2026 07:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bondi Bombast Hereโ€™s my latest cartoon for Substack.
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17.02.2026 10:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 194    ๐Ÿ” 66    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ghislaine Maxwell, a convicted child sex trafficker, gets gardening time, sports, therapy dogs, and spa products in prison.

Migrant children in custody are sleeping on concrete floors without enough food or clean water.

Our priorities are so fucked.

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QtipsANON. Speaking of being with Stupid!

16.02.2026 07:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like a Larson ripoff.

16.02.2026 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trumpstein Files and Life Drawing New Sack Cartoonโ€”-Namedropper

Another new cartoon, and why Sack had to retire in the first place.

10.02.2026 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5363    ๐Ÿ” 1660    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50

Mother fuckers

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Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

10.02.2026 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27140    ๐Ÿ” 9616    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 358
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@deadder.bsky.social has so many great cartoons:

10.02.2026 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12580    ๐Ÿ” 3424    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 168    ๐Ÿ“Œ 99

Thanks Marc!

11.02.2026 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are none so blind as those who will NAZI.

09.02.2026 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
So, has the staffer who shared that racist meme been fired, or is he still the President of the United States?

So, has the staffer who shared that racist meme been fired, or is he still the President of the United States?

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค”

09.02.2026 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Letโ€™s be clear!
#Epstein

09.02.2026 12:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5082    ๐Ÿ” 1265    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Utah voter roll review finds no evidence of noncitizens casting a ballot, Lt. Gov. says An ongoing Utah review of 2.1 million voter registration records has found one noncitizen who registered to vote and zero examples of any noncitizens actually voting.

www.sltrib.com/news/politic...

09.02.2026 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6590    ๐Ÿ” 2158    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 181    ๐Ÿ“Œ 86
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#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

08.02.2026 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8454    ๐Ÿ” 2888    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 158    ๐Ÿ“Œ 104

Ghislaine Maxwell got into jail for engaging in pedophilia and sex trafficking.

Ghislaine Maxwell hopes to get out of jail by engaging in extortion.

I'm beginning to get the impression that Ghislaine Maxwell enjoys criming.

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