#DOITFORSHIIKO | Lillie Ver.Ka 🏳️‍⚧️

#umamusume

*starts kissing a girl*
girl: hmm.. how about we.. how about i um.. how about i give you a rim job?
me: *starts sweating, heart racing*
*i turn to the suspiciously pink colored handcuffs and green colored blindfold*
cosmo!! wanda!! i wish this girl wasn't so freaky!!

Readers added context you might want to know: htats true ✅

#umamusume

i asked: describe peak yaoi they answered: Mount Everest x Mount Fuji (Fuji tops)

the most difficult thing abt this website aside from the time limit is you can't tell someone they're the funniest motherfucker alive

I know calling reps is very nerve racking. You're not sure what's the right thing to say, and tbh having a script thrown at me makes things just as nerve racking.

I called today, and I figured I'd write up a transcript of how my call went down. Hopefully it helps demystify the process

many such cases...

(im fine, the food was fine but Oof Ouch My Ankle And Foot Ouchie Oof)

tripped and ate shit in a parking lot while picking up a late lunch for myself. there was a pothole that was waaaaay deeper than i thought. i need the comfort of 5000 beautiful women or ill die

[A screenshot of the Nintendo Australia website flash intro from 1998. A number of official artwork renders are used for the buttons. The Yoshi button is labeled "HELP" and is altered to have smaller pupils than usual.] Source: image: https://web.archive.org/web/19980530120304fw_/http://www.nintendo.com.au/flash_index.html, info: Bluesky user @vghistory.bsky.social

The 1998 official site for Nintendo Australia had a deliberately silly aesthetic with small animations and edits to official renders. For the "HELP" button, Yoshi's pupils were made smaller than usual to give him a "concerned" expression, as though in need of help.

youtube: look you have to turn off your adblockers because we need money to keep running

the ads:

not to the date, but given the release window they put up, it *will* be two years

Happy birthday to Almond Eye! (March 10)
#ウマ娘 #umamusume
https://umapyoi.net/character/almond-eye

Metal Madness towering over Team Sonic

I'LL CRUSH YOU

ive said it before but the best part about this is how earnest it is. this has the energy of a student repeating something to themself while taking notes

theyre going slow as possible to put the worst fucking paintjob on it. that's true trash work

#ビワハヤヒデ生誕祭
ハピバ🎉
やっぱり姉貴は標準勝負服がよく映える。

i know that shit is hard and costs money but theres no fucking way you needed TWO FUCKING YEARS

dog what the fuck are they doing to TAKE TWO YEARS on a STATUE

フォーエバーヤング描いてみた!
#ウマ娘 #フォーエバーヤング

there should be a surprisingly good 4 episode long anime series about this

she can never be happy

Appreciation post for my favorite gwitch tweet

3.9 Miku day!
#HatsuneMiku #Miku #VOCALOID

Nancy 3/7/26

The “choose a way to born” meme featuring Elpeo Ple / Elpeo Puru from Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ as the smart, kind and cute Kind Baby, and Ple Two / Puru Two as the rebel, cynical, and evil Evil Baby

It’s their day, you have to treat them like princesses

i hope their allergies are ok

accidentally clicking on microsoft edge and being given a heavy blast of coworker belief news stories while i scramble for the close button. just three headlines can cause untold damage