Jess (Turkey & Stuffing) Maerz

Nope, great eye! I was just noting a lil difference. Def not a criticism of you!

Curlicue missing on the capital P as well, but pretty close, yeah

He really went with “the best is yet to come,” didn’t he? Petty. I like it.

I mean, it plays the Trout Sonata ffs but can be immobilized by a terry cloth bathrobe

Who else hates their #Samsung washer? This thing is making me crazy and I’m a day behind finishing laundry because it’s a fussy fuckin bitch

I’ve lived in Tucson for 15 years, and it’s never occurred to me until just now to sing, “Mr. Javelina, Mr. Bob Javelina” when we run across those guys. I’m super disappointed in myself

Big blue squeaker from a newly disemboweled Snoopy dog toy that reads, “GAME OVER. YOUR DOG WON.”

Lucie extracted this squeaker from her Halloween Snoopy toy, and HOWWWW has no-one thought of this before?! Genius

I actually remember seeing this as a kid. Might be the first time I genuinely realized my own mortality to be honest

In my Dubai chocolate era, apparently

Ask away! I’m much more comfortable with D2L, but taught for a Canvas school last year. Speed Grader is one of the things that Canvas does better than D2L, IMO

No, just use the Speed Grader tool!

I’m so sorry. I only have a tiny little food allergy and it’s hard enough! I’m sorry you have to spend so much time and energy navigating your own.

I took a nap. 100% OK with that choice!

Be advised, @nathanhruby.bsky.social

Pumpkin spice creamer in my fridge even though it’s still triple digits in AZ

Yes I did.

For me, The Leagues Cup stands above Supporters Shield, CCL, MLS Cup, Club World Cup. No i'm not saying that because of who won you can't prove that! are you recording this? hey get out of here cop

WE ARE LEAGUES CUP CHAMPIONS!

Aww, they gave Pedro a blender 💚💚💚

I honestly hate when that happens, as a committed window seat person

The Sounders are crazy because it’s like…ah the Alaska-native Mexico international converted & the cocky, Russia-born goalkeeper with the Stanford education who looks like he was a Sons of Anarchy extra has made a save to send them through.

Of course.

Itty bitty moth orchid in a sweet little 3 inch pot, already in bloom with the cutest blush flowers, next to the pot for my full grown phal and some Christmas cactus cuttings

The orchid in question

To the woman in line behind me at the grocery store, who, upon hearing the cashier card me, realized that today was my birthday, and then GAVE ME A LITTLE ORCHID RIGHT THERE IN LINE AS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT?!?! You, ma’am, absolutely floored me and made my day!

Big “first of his name” energy

111 in Marana today 🫠

Amy it is SO HOT and we haven’t had nearly enough rain

Books about Early Modern English Theatre; I actually have an impressive collection sitting in storage!

This is KILLING ME right now. I started a new job recently and my new colleagues think I don’t know how to spell ffs

Not to LinkedIn this joint up, but I’m learning new skills for my new role, and I am in HEAVEN learning how a different side of the Uni works!

OK but she looks *amazing* for 80-whatever!

My beloved #Boscia skincare company is closing up shop, but there’s a fire sale of remaining products if you’re on the hunt!