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No ....it's a pretty hard watch!

a woman wearing a white tank top and necklace says " super thick " ALT: a woman wearing a white tank top and necklace says " super thick "

Helen Whateley...beneath the obvious makeover, just the same old same old....thick as that thick thing over there....
Where?
Over there by that other thick thing!!!

Boycott them!

This is everything!!!!..corporate greed

I thought they didn't know each other!
I'm shocked!

EWE...on his neck, too!
EWE!

I can never unsee this so neither can you

Aaaahhhhh bless!!! He's got his ickle prizeywizey....round his vaginal neckywecky....what a wovewy wittle baba!

The no ball peace prize 😁

Is that the Gnome second from the left?
She was a brilliant actress before she went full Trumptin!
What a waste!

I need 2 things from Hollywood, and yes, I am willing to beg for them:

1. We need another “Dredd” with Karl Urban as Judge Dredd

2. Retcon Alien: Covenant and give Prometheus a proper sequel

I am manifesting this reality. It must happen

Noted!

Playing piano long enough to have favorite key signatures. E♭ maj and A♭ maj, I love you. Sorry F♯ maj and B maj, I'm not a fan. C♯ major feels better than C major. I used to wonder why musicians would compose in different keys but now I get it.

Anything f.cking else?
What about walking the dog, filing nails, cleaning the car and the windows, building an extension, mowing the grass, winding the bairn, picking the kids up from school, phoning the bank, re-roofing the house, watering the garden, cutting the hedge, burgling the neighbour, sha😂

Funny

We all know why it's ahead of schedule, because you have steam-rollered it through without proper permissions and it doesn't even belong to you. Norty man.

Sir, they're calling you norty just because you broke the law!
Little do they know Sir, I say little do they know!

Today at 5:07 AM

"FAKE NEWS" is Nazi rhetoric, which he knows.

Is that Alec Baldwin?
Wow these are just fantastic!
They'll be 600 dollars I'll be bound!
Just gorgeous!
That man, well I use the word man loosely, knows his onions.
Just he's not much good at tariffs or much else!

Make sure to pre-order these today!
They WILL sell out.

Samba Pa Ti

I think describing them as Goons is an insult to Goons...!!!!

Here's a real Goon!👇

In South Minneapolis, Minnesota, nearly two dozen neighbors confronted and surrounded ICE goons after rapid-response alerts were issued. The goons were questioning an East African man when the situation escalated, and they eventually left the area without making any arrests.

Trump has been Infantino'd you might say. I'd much rather see him Blattered ...and fried for 20mins.
Who's with me?

Sir, you look lovely in that medal!

FIFA Fake Award

FIFA removing Infantino for inventing a fake award is like the mafia firing someone for “ethical concerns.”

Saw him with Dylan at St James's Park many years ago...great guitarist!

bull shit from the mouth of children!!!😈😈😈

This 71 yr old senior is telling this dumb ass to grow the fuck up🙄😳🤣🤣🤣I tear apart computers & rebuild & Iphones & Ipads are just mini pcs, get over yourself dude!!! We INVENTED THIS CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bless his little cotton socks and his hugely pimpled hooter...what a whopper, orange/Industrial Brown and sweaty!

Donnie Toddler Gets A Made Up
FIFA Peace Prize, Because He
Can't Win A Nobel Peace Prize.....

'Sir, I'll put the word out'!

Trump wants to wear lots of medals, lots and lots of shiny, gold medals.....'I want to CLANK WHEN I WANK!', he says to Pam Blondie.....

The biggest problem is he is just plain thick...thick as that thick thing over there, by that chair...there!!!

'Sir, they're saying you're thick....they're all saying it!'

'I need more peace medals! Lots of them! I want to clank when I w.nk...go, get me them, bitch!'