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Do big software companies really have nothing better to do than update their icons on a regular basis?

If the government's shut down, does that mean I can stop paying for it?

I hate it when people

You know, if Pepe can change his ways, anyone can.

Delete or disable all the apps on your phone other than the one for calls and voicemail and let me know how it goes 😁

Yeah, exactly. It would become an emergency usage thing

How often do you make phone calls...?

Only real ones?

The fact that some Republicans in Texas are concerned that the new gerrymandering might end up causing things to flip is heartening

And that Trump asked them to find more seats in the first place

Unfettered consumption of media is not a right

Wow, the entitlement...

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It's literally 1984

Yup, and I bought my kids a copy a number of years ago

They didn't read it, but I did

It was... umm... not as good as I remembered from when I was 12 or whatever

Dude, is there like a monopoly on corn dogs or something? We got the same notice for one of our past orders *and* from the local school district.

Is this a roundabout way to share that you're terminally ill?

Never got 'em castrated, apparently.

I'd hate to be a minivan around one of those bad boys. They don't understand boundaries.

Who are they calling an airhead?

Shoulda had him sneak in some sriracha

But hey at least it's privatized what's the worst that could happen

James' Don Gonorrhea

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"The sales agreement ... prevented ... using the original name at any other address, so she named the new restaurant Ruth's Chris Steak House in order to keep some continuity ... She admitted later to Fortune Magazine that 'I've always hated the name, but we've always managed to work around it.'"

Stick with regular carbonation

No, it's fine if you're pwning the libs.

Isn't all Taco Bell colonoscopy prep?

They should just make bags of flesh colored M&Ms. Then they could also be used for Communications.

IYKYK

Make a band singular:

Crosby, Stills, Nash, xor Young

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