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Squirtle

@squirtle.bsky.social

just a friendly neighborhood squirtle aspiring to be a blastoise

575 Followers  |  109 Following  |  52 Posts  |  Joined: 11.04.2023
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hi rissa

01.12.2024 22:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

gm

01.12.2024 22:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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ITS SQUIRTLE SUNDAY

24.11.2024 17:17 — 👍 36    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

random short popped up explaining it

24.11.2024 02:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wow

23.11.2024 22:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

did someone say squirt gun

23.11.2024 22:52 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

turns out my grip wasn’t as wide as it should be on the bench press. embarrassing. well that fixes things quite a bit now.

23.11.2024 22:49 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

shout out to the real ones who gave me an invite code last year

23.11.2024 22:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

follow me

21.11.2024 18:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wow

fuck you

21.11.2024 18:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hello gabe of bluesky

21.11.2024 17:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

im here

16.11.2024 16:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

at this point x dot com the everything app is an e/acc containment zone

15.11.2024 17:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TPOT GOVERNMENT IS REAL JUST WAIT AND SEE

-guy who does too much lsd

15.11.2024 17:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

gay

15.11.2024 07:22 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

OH FUCK

15.11.2024 02:39 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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maybe i should make ANOTHER account on x dot com the everything app

15.11.2024 01:37 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

i feel like i can be more genuine here, but not because there’s no payment incentive for me, perhaps it’s the vibe from lack thereof if that makes sense. feels kinda like when i first got on twitter. maybe it’s because im also a lowbie on here. just a thought. much to think about…

15.11.2024 01:37 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

sex tape at 500 followers

15.11.2024 00:59 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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i am samantha

15.11.2024 00:20 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

BRB

15.11.2024 00:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it’s happening

15.11.2024 00:19 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

HORRAY!!! FINALLY we can incentivize SLOP POSTING and ENGAGEMENT BAIT, things that make the website BETTER!!!

15.11.2024 00:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

excellent…

15.11.2024 00:17 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WOW that SUCKS!!!

14.11.2024 22:02 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

can i make money on bluesky

14.11.2024 22:01 — 👍 37    🔁 0    💬 9    📌 0

oh herro anon wercome to brueskai!!!

14.11.2024 20:34 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

whiteoid got mogged so hard by genius korean prof it broke his brain

14.11.2024 20:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0