Sam 🛸

season 10 of Love is Blind is so volatile and toxic I feel like watching it is going to unleash a generational curse.

not to jab at other peoples’ joy or what ever but you guys sold out all the red bull in my neighborhood for your 5am sport time.

daily citalopram did not protect me from the MS Teams generic corporate meme stickers. woof.

I finally watched Bad Bunny’s halftime show and the girls weren’t exaggerating. 10/10 no notes. I cried.

take it from me, a girl who has a Phd in being fooled by golden retriever white farm boys with a silly little grin. This man would leave with the family farm and grandma's life savings while your mom plans your wedding.

*takes a deep breathe* I think Rob R is actually a deeply unnerving individual who knows how to manipulate with his looks and aloofness which ultimately makes him a great Traitor but also puts some pretty disturbing patterns on blast.

the next person who has some big fucking opinions about the tragedy in Tumbler Ridge needs to point it out on a map first before they start running their mouth.

Like last week I was puking and dying and now I’m congested and miserable. This is so rude. I literally barely leave my house during flu/RSV season because I keep getting pneumonia.

anyone else plagued with the combination stomach flu/sinus cold? it’s been absolutely ravaging coworkers (and me). last week it started with what I thought was the stomach flu and then I felt ok for a but then Myles got sick with upset stomach and a head cold. Now I’m sooo uncomfortably congested.

Take it from a bitch who moved 17 times before grade 7: people take for granted the lived and embedded community relationships you get from living in a place for your entire life and living in Vancouver for 16 years is the closest I've gotten to experiencing something close to that feeling.

Last thing in the nostalgia files: I just wish my life long best friend a happy 34th birthday and I can't believe we've been seen each other through 21 birthdays now.

The book is Pedagogy of Hope by Freire and the bookstore was Y's Books on Main & 27th (Vancouver, BC). I remember purchasing this book in 2011? 2012? when I lived on Sophia & 21st, in my first apartment. A little mouse infested basement suite just around the corner from a very lovely sushi spot.

I opened a book I bought 14 years ago at a little bookstore on Main St that doesn't exist anymore (I think it's a cellphone repair store now?) and it still had the store's bookmark nestled between the pages. Anyway it made me nostalgic and I hope bookstores never stop giving away a little bookmark.

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

anyone else just not able to conceptualize this amount of money? like I've (and I'm not being hyperbolic) never experienced having more than $5000 in my bank account at one time (and the $5000 I had that one time was a loan I'm still paying off lol).

I'm in customer service AI hell trying to get my phone reconnected (long story) and get my SSRI prescription refilled (two days cold turkey citalopram and I'm not doing WELL) and I've just been going from chat bot to phone bot to chat bot. I am literally losing my mind.

if I have to talk to one more AI customer service chat bot I'm going to fucking turn inside out.

Lisa Rinna and Ron Funches having a friendship is so funny and so great to me

I am CACKLING

Then I learned he's Canada's Scrooge, or at least one of the 3 ghosts that haunts Galen Weston every December.

Genuinely (and this is actually embarrassing), when I moved to Vancouver I was confused when I saw his name everywhere because I thought he was like the North's Scrooge.

I suppose I wasn't not right, you know?

when I was a kid, his ubiquity (and I guess, antiquity?) up north made me think he was just some rich guy in Fort St. John who was oil rich, becoming the Scrooge McDuck of the BC Peace Region.

he's been the punch line of my family's jokes for DECADES.

I have to fess up: I didn't know Jimmy Pattison was still alive.

I thought this guy was big environmental activist or some shit?

I've hated every single one of Darren Aronofsky's films and now that he's draining drinking water to make AI American history trash I feel even more justified.

I think it's soooooo funny that the same cringey ass Travises and Kyles that laughed at Quebec separatism are now trying to win a Facebook AI Slop War for Alberta separatism.

the way I know he yearns to become a jaded right wing pundit.

please remember that no matter how many “ICE is losing in MN” articles you read today, there is still a very real, urgent, ongoing crisis in Minnesota.

people need food and they need rent money. that has not changed.