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I don't fuck with you lames I done bossed up 26, he/him. I like warhammer and gym, i guess

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Actually incredible how "Walk around and pick up garbage" has attracted such a huge playerbase, truly a marvel

19.04.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly struggle to think who would enjoy The Long Dark besides for Gen-Xers from Yukon who miss "the good old days" because this game is actually awful

19.04.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If your unskippable youtube ad has 5 seconds of silence with a "buy now" marker imposed on top of it, then i pray to god your entire company headquarters gets swallowed up by a pit in the earths crust.

06.04.2025 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Start of 4th they were fun, good, but prone to randomness and kinda hard to play. Nowadays like you say, they're mostly target practice. Feelsbadman

03.04.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The fact my main army's sat at sub-40 winrates and just got sneak-nerfed in the latest battlescroll is gonna be my joker moment.

03.04.2025 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Updating the terrain to be worse than it was before is honestly just really funny. Kruleboyz from start of 4th to now is just such an insane fumble

03.04.2025 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fun fact, this exact scenario got replicated at 2023 Age of Sigmar worlds. Two opposing beasts of chaos players who both could retain their whole army in ambush did so, leading to one guy doing the board-edge congaline meme again. Of course, beasts could get out of the situation, but still funny.

16.03.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's just a silly rules interaction endemic of early GW writing, it really ain't that deep.

16.03.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i strongly believe there should be a moratorium on election advice from weird antisocial losers who would struggle to order a pizza on the phone

07.03.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 10525    πŸ” 1015    πŸ’¬ 334    πŸ“Œ 66

I'm not even sure what the source is, so maybe? Seems very at odds with 8th edition lore to have ogre/dragon hybrids, even Dragon Ogres as such are related to neither dragons nor ogres in-universe. Probably just some really old lore

04.03.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Speaking of "A Mess"

03.03.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Apparently she may also have been described as a daemon princess at some point, but who tf knows, old WHFB lore was a mess

03.03.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Closest im aware of from old fantasy is Dechala the Denied One, a High Elven highly mutated champion of slaanesh, who is on the path to becoming a daemon prince. But i actually think every canonical daemon prince either was a human, or never has their origins specified.

03.03.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Synes faktisk de begge bare burde poste penis-lΓ¦ngde sΓ₯ der kan blive fundet en vinder i den her ingenting-debat

01.03.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's cowards like you who'll be defining examples of the spinelesness of 21st century centrism for future generations to learn from, and hopefully never replicate.

28.02.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bill Burr says his Twitter account was flagged after calling out Elon Musk's Nazi salute

24.02.2025 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 175    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 9

Games workshop will produce 24-karat gold one week and then raw unfiltered dogshit the very next one, just entirely impossible to get a damn grasp on what causes this to occur

21.12.2024 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually incredible that the same company that produced this week's AoS battlescroll (good, excellent even) could also produce the orruk warclans tome that got leaked a few day ago (warcrime, not worth the paper it's printed on)

21.12.2024 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Finished up my converted Flamethrower/fireglaive Boltboyz. Really satisfied with the metallics here tbqh

28.11.2024 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Playing Metro Exodus has convinced me that every low time-to-kill single player fps needs a dedicated set of "lean" buttons by fucking law. That game is only as difficult as it because you have to put your whole stinking Russian corpus outside of a wall to even shoot your damn gun

19.11.2024 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll be damned if the extremism that has gripped america gets a hold in Europe.

08.11.2024 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess here is as good a place as any to announce that the 2024 american election results made me so hopeless for the future that it actually made me join a political party

08.11.2024 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I find both the "Kamala Harris lost because she's too wokety-woke" and the "Kamala Harris lost because she didn't say she's a Communist and then clarify that she's the same kind of Communist I am" takes to be beneath contempt

08.11.2024 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3828    πŸ” 402    πŸ’¬ 145    πŸ“Œ 39

Those wings i fear would actually be quite small for the new daemon prince. He's a relatively chunky model if I'm not mistaken.

Also finding second-hand yndrastas is easy. On troll trader there's sprue listings for as little as 25 GBP currently.

21.10.2024 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also you catching the Diablo inspiration actually made me so happy because i wanted to invoke that Tyrael/Angel no-face that they have going on.

21.10.2024 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's actually mostly made from an Yndrasta, the entire torso+weapons+wings is from her. The only bits not from her are the right arms shoulderpad, and the hood which is from a DA watcher in the dark.

21.10.2024 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A conversion of a Stonehorn made to fit into the Kruleboyz Age of Sigmar army.

A conversion of a Stonehorn made to fit into the Kruleboyz Age of Sigmar army.

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I should probably do one of these.

I don't really have a recognisable online handle, but i go by NCRsimp or "Zoomiest guy" on most platforms. I play age of sigmar, and my niche in that space is conversions/proxy projects. My other big hobby besides that would be gym ig.

21.10.2024 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fr like i am so sorry that your favorite faction had people with moldy brains running it, but i am simply going to take Marienburg because the port gives me money. Cope more ig

21.10.2024 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've had conversations about strategy games like Total War Warhammer where i go "Oh well i just do this and this and it makes the campaign really easy" and someone will tell me that "That's not what x faction would do!" And i can feel the wrinkles form in my forehead immediately.

21.10.2024 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think a disconnect i have from a certain subset of gamers, tabletop players, and especially tabletop RPG players is that I genuinely don't get the "Playing for flavor" idea. I like flavor, but at the end of the day i play games liike they're games, and games are meant to be won

21.10.2024 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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