Jesz✨

Ugh, really not feeling good. Making a list of things I can pass over for this event tomorrow and calculating what time I can slip away to my sickbed :/

Thank you, I will try! ❤️

Just one more week and I’m on hols for a fortnight, one more week…

Stressful work week, and I’m in Edinburgh tonight staying over ahead of a work event I need to be at really early tomorrow and I’ve got a cold coming on 🙃

I was in town quite a few times during the summer, especially during the heatwave, and town was absolutely jumping. Was lovely to see it buzzing with people like that, haven’t seen anything like it since before the pandemic.

good thread

STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife

YouTube video by SaveTheChildren ‘Don’t Mention the Children’ | A poem for the children of Gaza, by Michael Rosen

Utterly heartbreaking - the bullies thrive as the children die

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normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

Monthly is an underestimate, she’d be screeching about it every hour.

Nick Cohen has various personal failings (pathetic sex pest, pathetic drunk) but it’s important to remember that he also wrote about first reading and enjoying the Harry Potter books (aimed at children) as a grown adult in his 50s

Don’t often do video games on my end of year best of lists, but this year I’ve had a very stressful time both at work and personally (related to the dawning reality of ageing parents) and Blue Prince has been a godsend in my downtime.

Not content with co-opting Pepe, the fash have to pilfer the rest of Boy’s Club smh

Went to see Ethel Cain last night, got tickets for Cardiacs next year, Bicep’s been helping me through some project work requiring intense concentration and MF DOOM is my current making dinner soundtrack XD

Cardiacs - LSD

Ethel Cain - Willoughby Tucker, I’ll Always Love You

Bicep - Isles

MF DOOM - Mm..Food

#lastfouralbums I listened to… wee mixed bag!

Yeah! It’s funny cos there’s loads of middle aged women on my team at work and we’re always forgetting about who made what decision in meetings so we’ve stayed keeping a log. Someone joked it’s cos we’re all menopausal, I don’t think that’s entirely a joke!!!

feels good man

I’ve had a few days recently where I just keep dropping things and bumping into things, etc. So after having another clumsy morning I thought “oh hang on is this menopause-related?” lol

Quesadilla’s a big mess now but it still tastes good so doesn’t matter I suppose…

Just had to look up if clumsiness is a perimenopause symptom, after managing to fumble my plate and drop the big brunch quesadilla I just made on the counter. Of course it fucking is 🙃

Anyway, muted. Cba. Fuck off.

What part of this says “where can I watch the new Alan Partridge”? This was literally in response to switching on iplayer and it being the first thing that comes up. Some right fucking idiots on here, honestly… bsky.app/profile/jyoo...

Didn’t realise you could switch off replies from ppl who don’t follow you. Had some rando respond to my post about the new Alan Partridge last night…with a link to it on iplayer??? Yes I know it’s there, I’m fucking watching it???

Sis in law accidentally sent us a message tonight meant for the nieces that said “mummy’s coming to pick you up” and had to talk Austin out of changing her name to Mummy in his contacts cos that’s just creepy when it’s your own sister ffs.

SO DONT FUCKING BUY IT, DONT FUCKING DRINK IT, DONT FUCKING CLICK MY LINKS.

Really hate how this phenomenon has become so tired and worth of mockery, mainly cos the tense string version of I Got 5 On It from Us fuckin bangs.

lmaooooooo

No one told me there was a new Alan Partridge ffs

Seen plenty of people *politely* pointing out why certain users are toxic to this platform. You could just ignore the harassing ones and listen to others…but you aren’t, are you?

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting