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Still an ancient astronaut theorist. What can I say, I love my job.

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Sabrina Carpenter brought out surprise guest EARTH, WIND & FIRE tonight at #Lollapalooza 2025

04.08.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 14

This is precisely the kind of assessment I needed thank you!

04.08.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love da movies baby!

04.08.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that good? I keep debating…

04.08.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My bet is…oui.

And now that my stomach is full of pasta I think I will join you, good sir.

04.08.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯³ a glorious feeling!

03.08.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Egyptian King Mo Salah sitting in front of a teeny tiny crème brûlée looking cake and his teammate Ibrahim Konate aka Ibou making the joke about him not eating cake

Egyptian King Mo Salah sitting in front of a teeny tiny crème brûlée looking cake and his teammate Ibrahim Konate aka Ibou making the joke about him not eating cake

@stelliferant.bsky.social ibou’s post on MO’s gram 🀣🀣🀣

03.08.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Frontline is the gold standard indeed.

03.08.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œNow I don’t expect you to call me β€˜dad’…at least not right away.”

03.08.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s actually hilariously sad how easily people are fooled by people’s post politics PR rehab β€œKamala was actually against the genocide” is the same as the β€œGeorge bush sad old man that paints dogs” garbage

THEY HIRE PR FIRMS FOR THIS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

02.08.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1820    πŸ” 375    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 16

I can’t believe how happy it’s made me! I didn’t realize how much I forgot.

03.08.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you having fun?

03.08.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with red hair is drinking from a carton with the words heyy heyh above her Alt: a woman with red hair is drinking from a carton with the words heyy heyh above her
03.08.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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THIS IS MARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

02.08.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 381    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 58

My only issue with the teacher supply list is that they should never have to do that. Cops in small towns can get tanks, teachers shouldn't have to beg for pencils.

02.08.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 846    πŸ” 289    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 21
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a close up of a chihuahua with a reviewionivere.com website behind it Alt: a close up of a chihuahua with a reviewionivere.com website behind it
02.08.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s revisit this tweet in say, 2 days’ time? 🀣

02.08.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg as a jazz newbie and PBS lover this delights me

02.08.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one of the single best deals in streaming. i've been paying for PBS Passport for years. it rules

02.08.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 13066    πŸ” 3821    πŸ’¬ 285    πŸ“Œ 149

The hat, the everything. Sean is absolutely slamming them out the park, Lee would be so proud.

02.08.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck yeah get that

02.08.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s always tomorrow

02.08.2025 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doooooo itttttt

02.08.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This would be far too intense to watch

02.08.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

imagine if you sausage a thing happening

02.08.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Absolutely transcendentβ€”big new fan right here 🌟

02.08.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Always wanted him as a Red

02.08.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my teachers used to tell a story about during the green vomit scene in The Exorcist he noticed his friend had his head between his legs so he pulled his head back and he was being sick and it sprayed everywhere and caused a stampede out of the theatre

01.08.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hereditary - the scene near the end in the kid’s bedroom - you could hear the reactions scattershot across the audience as people noticed at their own pace what was lurking on the ceiling

01.08.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We went to see the American version of "The Ring."

There was a group of boys aged 12 to 14 sitting in front of us. They were giggly & talking up until the first victim's face was revealed.

The boys all fell silent. One got up and said, "I'm going to go see 'Jackass.'"

The rest soon followed.

01.08.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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