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Alan Watercressent

@watercressent.bsky.social

22 year slug guy in low wetlands, eating roots. In eternal recovery of religious school, real afobo spice enthusiast, will yap hapa โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ mdni

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(๏ฟฃo๏ฟฃ) zzZZzzZZ

30.10.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2432    ๐Ÿ” 926    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Author: S D Lockeใ€Croquembouche and PandoraNuker
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9001

Author: S D Lockeใ€Croquembouche and PandoraNuker scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9001

SCP-9001 โ€” Fractal
#scp

31.10.2025 05:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 508    ๐Ÿ” 109    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

big congrat cedar longcock ๐ŸŽ‰

28.10.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thanks for blessing my eyes, much love ๐Ÿ’ž

28.10.2025 06:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Working on a new dnd characteer ๐Ÿ’ซ she will live out my edgy dreams

#dndart #dnd #dndoc #ttrpg

27.10.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1602    ๐Ÿ” 262    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

whaaaaaa? like bruise as in pain or bruise as in hickie

28.10.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

little preface with higher amount of women in the *visible general fandom. theres still massive fem presence in scifi/fantasy franchises leading in our own fandom groups, mainly fanfic & art spaces that have less overlap with mainstream male fandom compared to Trek

28.10.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and its always the men who paid 0 attention to every single english class they had feeling the need to redeem themselves this way

28.10.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

different from โ€œim just a girlโ€ (average everyday gal, some girl, layperson)

28.10.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

for girlies who go โ€œim just a girl!1!! ๐Ÿฅบโ€ with their full chest, without even the tip of their tongue in cheek

28.10.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
woman wearing a kind of dress made of ropes & light fabric. she is playing a strange musical instrument.

woman wearing a kind of dress made of ropes & light fabric. she is playing a strange musical instrument.

the full bard. you guys deserve this

27.10.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3133    ๐Ÿ” 709    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

beer brewing being another major example of historically women-dominated work

26.10.2025 09:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only reason that there were more than 2 seasons of TOS and a dead stop was a letter writing campaign organized by *female fans*

25.10.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Tumblr post where someone has edited a Star Trek screenshot to replace Nurse Chapel with Chappell Roan

https://www.tumblr.com/cursedtrekedits/790271758932508672/hello-this-is-inspired-by-me-misreading-a-tumblr

A Tumblr post where someone has edited a Star Trek screenshot to replace Nurse Chapel with Chappell Roan https://www.tumblr.com/cursedtrekedits/790271758932508672/hello-this-is-inspired-by-me-misreading-a-tumblr

The Jennifers are all on Tumblr engaging in higher pursuits.

25.10.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

holdon insanely rare instance of a chud using female as an adjective before the noun? big progress day for him

26.10.2025 08:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

exact same experience in the early 10โ€™s with online games and teamspeak. Things change but stay the same ๐Ÿซ 

26.10.2025 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Screeching them down on the unlovable sacks of shit they are, quitting or death is their only worthy prospect, how theyll die cold and alone and unwanted living their lives like that. Throw the whole sink at them

26.10.2025 08:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Our feature tutorial/artists today is this RIDICULOUSLY USEFUL page on LEGS by the talented @taco1704! These clear illustrations show the overall muscle forms BRILLIANTLY! #anime #manga #gamedev #illustration #drawing #ART #DRAW #characterdesign #comicart

25.10.2025 11:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 763    ๐Ÿ” 107    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this activated so many neurons am i cooked

23.10.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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steals friend's OC easily (again)

23.10.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 343    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

nah it cured my open corp spongiosum like a true gentlemen

23.10.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ah yup this makes sense for the medical/workplace shituations

23.10.2025 12:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It sounds like you could match that up to an ovulation e spike, theres at least one madwoman out there doing it

23.10.2025 09:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a four panel comic. A bluesky user puts a large ball labelled "JOKE IDEA" onto a golf tee. Dressed in a silly golfing outfit, I stand nearby, and instead of a golf club, I have a giant tablet stylus in my hands. I hit the ball so hard that it draws a line of fire into the sky and explodes into a cloud of smoke labelled "METICULOUSLY RENDERED SMUT"

a four panel comic. A bluesky user puts a large ball labelled "JOKE IDEA" onto a golf tee. Dressed in a silly golfing outfit, I stand nearby, and instead of a golf club, I have a giant tablet stylus in my hands. I hit the ball so hard that it draws a line of fire into the sky and explodes into a cloud of smoke labelled "METICULOUSLY RENDERED SMUT"

it aint much but it's honest work
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#ctangleart #comic #objecthead

23.10.2025 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3317    ๐Ÿ” 525    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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Unused erstwhile au designs, will probably use these for something else in the future ๐Ÿ‘€ I quite like them. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

23.10.2025 07:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 286    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry if this is super obvious, but do you mean pressure to play up gender while closeted makes them realize theyre actually trans, or play up their realized gender stereotypically after coming out?

23.10.2025 08:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

describing bottom dysphoria as penis envy is not remotely on base or realistic, but by gog, is it funny in each especially when its meant to be demeaning. sigmund fraud back at it again

23.10.2025 07:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

id personally count menstruation as a concept, let alone the horrifyingly poor research and understanding over the centuries

23.10.2025 04:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

non-binary to trans guy who wants to wear specifically orlando blooms skin

23.10.2025 04:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bro said i wasnt gonna use my shins much anyway what a guy

23.10.2025 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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