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I have a dog. He's a goober. Woodworker, safety consultant, prof. (I represent my own opinions, no other entity.) "The best way to spot an idiot? Look for the person who is cruel... the kindest person in the room is often the smartest." -- JB Prtizker

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So close. Not out.

02.11.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The randomness of his message is what every t-test is compared.

02.11.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1800s? At least they're ahead of RFK, jr's basic understanding of the scientific method.

01.11.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was a good cry.

01.11.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A coward will do anything and hurt anyone in an attempt to disguise how much of a coward he is.

01.11.2025 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cowardly McFuckface?

01.11.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apple seeds have trace amounts of amygdalin in them. This breaks down to HCN (hydrogen cyanide) in the body. Maybe just the peels?

31.10.2025 11:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course, this is the group that screamed, "Masks don't work!" during COVID.

Their argument against the falls flat now since they drink out of the same raw milk bottle to celebrate zip-tying kids.

30.10.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Opinion | The Doctor Who Hates Medicine

Another incompetent. The Surgeon General who cannot practice medicine.

She says we should be treating the root causes instead of the disease. Great in theory. Especially the eugenics theory.

Sometimes people get sick, and it is not a character flaw.

It's the same way the Party treats the poor.

30.10.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just read Norm's response as, "Are you joking? Kids are easier to zip tie. Watch the videos."

30.10.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Officer: Let's do a breathalyzer.
Me: Fer what?
Officer: You're slurring your words.
Me: Uh, no. Those were lyrics.

29.10.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But isn't it made legal by bragging about it?

29.10.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Israeli Strikes in Gaza Kill at Least 100, Local Health Officials Say

So the "peace" Trump brought through the ceasefire deal was more of a red-light/green-light game for one side?

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/29/w...

29.10.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you need someone to call an adult for you?

28.10.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I said, 'With all due respect!' What is with this guy?"

28.10.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Texas is suing Tylenol makers for not sharing the autism link.

1) If RFK Jr. is your scientific basis, then you are probably wrong.

2) It makes the argument akin to: "We all know Bigfoot exists. I am suing because someone should have told us." Flawed premise, questionable logic.

28.10.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great photograph. It's terrible that arborists do this to trees.

28.10.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I swear this person always sits next to me on a plane.

28.10.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Serious Wormtongue vibes from Stephen Miller. Only difference is that Trump already had the "dark magic" in him.

28.10.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The amazing thing is they think his health will hold up that long.

28.10.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When field weather reporters stand in hurricane winds, are they secretly hoping to be injured?

28.10.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got to stick to the system!

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28.10.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I got a 99 on the IQ test. Almost perfect. They've never seen anyone so good at it."

28.10.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wordle is a scam, every day the solution is just ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

28.10.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 229    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It must be really distracting to remember which of the racial slurs they told him he can and cannot use.

28.10.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most primary school science fair entrants apply more scientific method than RFK, Jr. By "most," I mean all.

28.10.2025 10:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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Today was like finding a parking spot in a seemingly full lot.

#wordle

28.10.2025 10:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess McDonald's had too many catering gigs for that day.

27.10.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know it's a hallway, but, to accommodate giraffes, it must also be a high-way.

Great video!

27.10.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
So, Trump's Lawyer Slid into my DMs...
YouTube video by LegalEagle So, Trump's Lawyer Slid into my DMs...

Anna Bower, the legal journalist whom Halligan messaged regarding the details of the Tish James case, gives the rundown of how she got involved and how flimsy the case is.

Good stuff, @legaleagle.tv !

youtu.be/NPtKENZwX18?...

27.10.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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