The Lactose Intolerant Left

Love it!!!

I didn’t try too hard today either. Must be something in the air.

I’ll be doing the exact same thing over the next few weeks.

This doesn’t seem fair on the dress.

Soon they can start using us as batteries…

Great shot. Such contrast.

Isn’t it more reasonable at this point to look at the party who lost an election and say that the people tried to warn THEM? Warn them that their policies, tactics, and playbook would cost them votes and the election?

Because it did, it has, and now here we are. They tried to warn them.

I WRONG Man.

If it helps, Bezos originally meant it to be a bendy penis.

Smooth. I wonder if he has a podcast I can subscribe to. I must learn his secret techniques.

You also LOOK edible.

Holy crap!!! It worked!!!

I MADE THE LIST!!!!

Like, how do Americans think THEY would react to some foreign country, say, flying some planes into their buildings?

Don’t tempt fate - who knows what the Shield Of The Americas will be working on.

Three Trump Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Oooooooh.

Het-romance.

*guys across the road pulling out their binoculars *

Ah yeah, but the alternative was a black woman, so….

Black and white selfie of a nude man reclining on a couch.

Slightly low effort #monochromemonday today. Just thought the light was pretty cool.

#mcm #nude #naturist #normalisenaturism

fun fact: all squirrels

Pervert, perverting.

Who? This guy?

Release the uncensored cut!!!!

Do what you need to do to get through it.

Consistently awesome, Dr. Bateman.

That poor guy is never going to live that down.

It’s the WORST with small kids.

Perfect.