Goblin BnB

Cousin Fundur, our lawyer, has asked to limit posts while Cousin Jethro is being investigated for the fire.

He has also asked all staff not to enter any Zones of Truth without him present.

We want to extend our heart-felt sympathies to our Bullywug neighbors who lost their new Motel in a fire yesterday.

We will not be taking any questions about the supposed Goblins seen in the area at the time of the fire starting.
Thank you.

Thank you to all who attended the Traveling Bard performance yesterday. Reviews say everyone left inspired.

We have a cleric coming this afternoon for those who sat too close to the interpretive dance from the Swords Bard. Free poultices are still available at reception.

We want to apologize for any loot that has gone missing.

We realized too late that our bellhop Crimple had been replaced by an Assassin Rogue Gnome that had painted himself green.

We want to apologize for the rotten egg smell in the building. We neglected to inform guests that we would be having an egg hunt over the weekend.

If any eggs are found, please leave them. They are now snacks for our employees.

We have been informed that the Squirrel Bacon that was served with the Acorn Flour Pancakes this morning may have been in poor taste.

We'll be serving it with Chipmunk Bacon tomorrow instead.

We are a Long Rest establishment.

Short Rests will still be charged a full nights stay.

To the person who took the Bottle of Boundless Coffee from the breakfast nook, please return it.

We don't know how to make coffee.

Please do not put non compostable items in the compost disposal.

Jimble is in there.

We don't want him to get a tummy ache.

We would like to issue a formal apology for the actions of our janitorial staff who threw objects at the peaceful Spider Climb protestors on our ceiling in an attempt to break concentration on their spells.

The All-You-Can-Eat Pickling Bar will be All-You-Can-Eat to those affected in compensation.

We ask that Monks, Dhampirs, and anyone with the Spider Climb spell refrain from walking on the walls and ceiling.

The janitorial staff can only stack so high before fall damage is a concern.

We ask that Fiend Warlocks refrain from scheduling meetings with their Patrons in the BnB.

We have found several burn marks on the floors.

We will be accepting donations for the reconstruction of our multipurpose room.

If you know the whereabouts of anger management specialist Philithorn Sprytoe, please contact the BnB by Raven. His practice is requesting his return.

He is a mid-40s Halfling (maybe) wearing a red sweater vest.

The Barbarian Anger Management seminar will begin today between 2 and 3 in the multipurpose room

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