michael✨

a couple decades from now we are going to get like ten surfside condominium style disasters every year

Merlin dog

when we are alone in the dog park I make my dogs chase me and I go barry sanders on their asses

A thing that you will commonly see in films, and even in real life; someone must suddenly start running for whatever reason, and they immediately trip and fall down. that would not happen to me because I am very coordinated and I move beautifully

I am neurospicy

tbh I’d rather have a king than whatever it is we have currently

running sprints was an important part of training for every sport when I was a teen and then once you are an adult you just never sprint again .. I think that has to be a mistake!!!

just had a chance encounter with an organizer of no kings in my city and man this event really is some bull shit lol

listening to the only Radiohead song I like

my racist coworkers cry and whine MORE than ever now that their guys are in power… MAGA is truly a movement that exists to make these guys feel safe to be gigantic pussies

team follow back

Need beach tweets takes on fever off season moves

DeWanna Bonner to the Fever but also Sophie Cunningham 🤮

evangelical co-worker calling them “Israelites” instead of “Israelis” :|

It might be time to just go cold turkey and be done with social media . I already got a wife off there if anything else good was going to happen for me it would have already

Jan on the office is so hot with her big fakies . I would love her to beat and whip me. Am I allowed to say that on her e

wassaoup crackers