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Alysa Liu Breaks Women's Figure Skating's 20-Year Olympic Drought With GOLD The most mentally healthy athlete of possibly all time capped off her unbelievable two-year comeback with Olympic gold.

I am in TEARS
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My kingdom for a US women’s hockey gold and they refuse to go to the White House

Lazy? Ridiculous? Choke-on-Your-Tongue Hot? Jezebel Debates 'Wuthering Heights' But really, can we just say, Jacob Elordi.

can @laurentousignant.bsky.social and I just say: Jacob Elordi. (we also say many many other things) www.jezebel.com/jezebel-deba...

Alysa Liu's Sparkling Mental Health Deserves Its Own Olympic Gold She retired from figure skating at 16, returned at 19, and now skates like she's already won.

please excuse my earnestness, I am mesmerized by her
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We Love Ilia Malinin, But Surya Bonaly Landed a Backflip at the Olympics When It Was Banned This is the first Olympics in 50 years where the move hasn't been illegal—and Malinin’s backflip has long been known as the “Bonaly flip.”

**taps mic** Surya Bonaly has the much cooler Olympic backflip story. ALSO, Ilia Malinin's backflips are great, but if he attempts (AND LANDS) a quadruple axel today, THAT will be his history-making moment.
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Hooray Seahawks 💚

Despite being raised in New England, I am rooting for the Seahawks because I love lime green more than anything

Should Tom Brady Be Barred from Pizza Commercials? Jezebel Discusses Tell us who's right, who's wrong, and why Greg Olson should maybe be the Pizza Hut spokesperson instead.

This man simply doesn’t need any more money and certainly not from a company trafficking in NIGHTSHADES @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social

"trafficking in nightshades" i fucking cant

Trump Admin Suddenly Wants Louisiana to Drop Abortion Pill Lawsuit. I Wonder Why... Hint: The answer starts with “mid” and ends with “terms.”

Hint: The answer starts with “mid” and ends with “terms.”
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tysm! i had to google what this meant

@laurentousignant.bsky.social from the top rope

Nice to know someone at the New York Times reads Jezebel @biettetimmons.bsky.social

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I’m Going to Host a Livestream Where I Just Slowly Rip My Hair Out
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My Christmas Wish Is for Men to Stop Talking for 24 Hours OpenAI CEO Sam Altman telling Jimmy Fallon that he "can't imagine" raising a baby without ChatGPT nearly had me chewing a string of plugged-in Christmas lights.

all I want for Christmas is one single silent night
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this is among the great tragedies of the media industry falling apart; journalists whose failures used to be smoothed out by editors and balanced out by colleagues with more integrity are now forced to do weird stunts like this to get more eyeballs

This actually made me sick to my stomach

ugh wanna throw myself out the window

Like, I'm having fun, and bopping along, but the same artist who wrote "Champagne Problems" is now singing about an NFL bro podcast.

‘The Life of a Showgirl’ Has Plenty of Sparkle, Not a Ton of Spark This is not the Max Martin magnum opus of Swedish-synth bangers that Taylor Swift teased.

taylor is dick drunk and i hate it
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TikTok Says the Rapture Is Tomorrow, So Prepare Accordingly One woman said she believes "with all my heart" that everyone will be raptured this week, but that she'll make an apology video if not.

guys, there's a video of a woman saying goodbye to her toddler, telling her it was "such an honor to be your mommy," and another woman who bought bibles from the dollar store to leave on her counter for those who get left behind
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What are we doing ?

‘Women, Seated’ Shows How Precarity, Wealth, and ‘Having It All’ Are Not Just American Problems Zhang Yueran’s new novel is part of a wave of Asian authors breaking the dominance of Europe in translated literature in the U.S., while dissecting gender and class in their respective societies.

Never skip a @mldavies.bsky.social essay

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FP people can't spellcheck one of the biggest pop stars

AFP Says Its Journalists in Gaza Are Starving to Death As Israel continues to block food from entering Gaza, AFP journalists wrote that in the agency’s 81-year history, they have never had to watch their colleagues die of hunger.

As Israel continues to block food from entering Gaza, AFP journalists wrote that in the agency’s 81-year history, they have never had to watch their colleagues die of hunger.
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Ending this gorgeous news week with a delightful trip down memory lane
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i absolutely do not agree with recording strangers in public and allowing the internet to doxx them and ruin their lives. that being said, i do find the CEO/HR lady cheating drama very funny, because i am a bad person. two things can be true

Bad Host, Great Show: Our Fave (and Least Fave) Moments of the 2025 ESPYs From Ilona Maher to Lee Corso to Simone Biles, the ESPYs stage delivered some incredible moments Wednesday night.

From Ilona Maher to Lee Corso to Simone Biles, the ESPYs stage delivered some incredible moments Wednesday night.
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The Trump Administration Is About to Incinerate 500 Tons of Emergency Food Federal workers warned for months that the high-energy biscuits would go to waste.

it's only Wednesday, but confident in declaring this the most infuriating story of Trump's 26th week in office
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