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This actually made me sick to my stomach

ugh wanna throw myself out the window

Like, I'm having fun, and bopping along, but the same artist who wrote "Champagne Problems" is now singing about an NFL bro podcast.

‘The Life of a Showgirl’ Has Plenty of Sparkle, Not a Ton of Spark This is not the Max Martin magnum opus of Swedish-synth bangers that Taylor Swift teased.

taylor is dick drunk and i hate it
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TikTok Says the Rapture Is Tomorrow, So Prepare Accordingly One woman said she believes "with all my heart" that everyone will be raptured this week, but that she'll make an apology video if not.

guys, there's a video of a woman saying goodbye to her toddler, telling her it was "such an honor to be your mommy," and another woman who bought bibles from the dollar store to leave on her counter for those who get left behind
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What are we doing ?

‘Women, Seated’ Shows How Precarity, Wealth, and ‘Having It All’ Are Not Just American Problems Zhang Yueran’s new novel is part of a wave of Asian authors breaking the dominance of Europe in translated literature in the U.S., while dissecting gender and class in their respective societies.

Never skip a @mldavies.bsky.social essay

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FP people can't spellcheck one of the biggest pop stars

AFP Says Its Journalists in Gaza Are Starving to Death As Israel continues to block food from entering Gaza, AFP journalists wrote that in the agency’s 81-year history, they have never had to watch their colleagues die of hunger.

As Israel continues to block food from entering Gaza, AFP journalists wrote that in the agency’s 81-year history, they have never had to watch their colleagues die of hunger.
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Ending this gorgeous news week with a delightful trip down memory lane
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i absolutely do not agree with recording strangers in public and allowing the internet to doxx them and ruin their lives. that being said, i do find the CEO/HR lady cheating drama very funny, because i am a bad person. two things can be true

Bad Host, Great Show: Our Fave (and Least Fave) Moments of the 2025 ESPYs From Ilona Maher to Lee Corso to Simone Biles, the ESPYs stage delivered some incredible moments Wednesday night.

From Ilona Maher to Lee Corso to Simone Biles, the ESPYs stage delivered some incredible moments Wednesday night.
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The Trump Administration Is About to Incinerate 500 Tons of Emergency Food Federal workers warned for months that the high-energy biscuits would go to waste.

it's only Wednesday, but confident in declaring this the most infuriating story of Trump's 26th week in office
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How Swedish Soccer Fans Are Changing the Face of Hooliganism At the UEFA Women's Euros, Sweden's Soft Hooligans are marching, drumming, and cheering their way through Switzerland to ensure the energy is up and the vibes stay high.

i love when women work together
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I really am happy here, but…its still not delivering the same type of scroll as the other place

Dr. Oz Brings Carrot Cake to Fox Business… to Tell Medicaid Recipients Not to Eat Carrot Cake?? “I was jokingly calling this the MAHA Medi-cake,” Dr. Oz said. “I couldn’t find a healthy cake, so I brought the closest thing.” What?

My favorite part of this interview was when Varney asks Dr. Oz if 11 million people will lose their health insurance, and Oz says no, because "the numbers are often offered by economists who look at numbers." He then adds, "This is really a psychology question." OK!
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Not to critique an already-stunning piece of art, but I think the Eagle's talons should have been painted red, white, and blue

I went on a date with my AI dream guy. Then I cried over shrimp It started as a one-off dinner with a chatbot — a night of shrimp, sarcasm — then veered into something unsettlingly human.

What if we all just...didn't go on AI dates????????????????

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Anyone inside DHS who feels like chatting about Kristi Noem (or who previously worked for her in South Dakota), my signal is @laurentousignant.22 (you can remain anonymous)

Can also contact tips@jezebel.com

Elon Musk's AI Chatbot Turned Into a Nazi After Getting Anti-Woke Update Egg prices finally dropped below $300 a carton, and here we are, facing another egg shortage thanks to all the yolks currently dripping off Musk's stupid mug.

About to face another egg shortage
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In these dark times, I'm proud to say that Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social does not recognize Twitter as "X," or even "X, formerly known as Twitter." We only call Twitter Twitter.

How Ballet Is Fighting for Dancer Pregnancy Rights “We’re told we should do it ‘for the love of the art form,’ but we still have bills to pay and families to raise.”

For the past year, I've been talking to dancers fighting for better workplace protections for pregnancy and parenting. It's a fight experts say is "unprecedented" due to long-standing cultural and structural challenges within ballet. And it's being led by artists themselves.

Out now for ELLE:

Currently watching The Bear finale. I hated this season?

Kristi Noem Accidentally Low-Key Suggested That Trump Might Be to Blame for Deadly Texas Flooding While insisting this wasn't Trump’s fault, Noem blamed previous administrations for failing to update NOAA’s “ancient” systems—which would include Trump’s first term, no?

Also in this lil blog: Gutting the NOAA was part of Project 2025 (shocker) because Russell Vought said the agency is responsible for "climate alarmism."
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Happy 100th Birthday to the Caesar Salad, the Best Thing to Ever Be Born on July 4 Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

Wrote this last year, so the Caesar Salad is now turning 101, but feels like an evergreen post at this point
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House GOP Sells Out the Most Vulnerable Americans for Trump Merch Before the House passed the "big, beautiful bill," there were whispers of multiple GOP holdouts. But according to the New York Times, those holdouts left the Oval Office on Wednesday with photos, auto...

Before the House passed the "big, beautiful bill," there were whispers of multiple GOP holdouts. But according to the New York Times, those holdouts left the Oval Office on Wednesday with photos, autographs, and a sudden change of heart.
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On Virgin, Lorde has never been less certain or more alive On Virgin, Lorde has never been less certain or more alive

Lorde’s Virgin struck me right in the heart! Wrote about it for @avclub.com ! www.avclub.com/lorde-virgin...

So, This Is What an Aneurysm Feels Like "We need to get the politics out of women's healthcare," said Rep. Kat Cammack (R-Fla.), whose party is the one that made women's healthcare political in the fucking first place.

Ripped the last chunks of my hair out today
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"How her recent flight to space shaped her bridal look"

did she leave the good dress on the rocket?

I Didn't Think Authoritarian Rule Came With This Much Secondhand Embarrassment If North Korea's military parades are, let's say, the Rolls-Royce of a dictator's flex of unchecked power, then Trump's attempt on Saturday was more like a kid's tricycle from Shein.

If I’m George Washington, I’m not just rolling over in my grave, I’m rolling into a new one so my corpse can rest without having “George Washington: the guy who started the nation that eventually became the laughingstock of the world” above my head for all eternity.
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