Pellechs

well Boston has never taken a stand over government regulation of caffeinated beverages before, so I imagine this will go down easy

I did not realize this was an NBA throwback night and I genuinely thought I was having a stroke.

(Also: thank you all so much for your snarky skeets and Simpsons references)

I’m so tired of trying to piece together world news from snarky skeets and Simpsons references

There’s this sense that everyone has been underreacting to objectively alarming scenarios because everyone else has been underreacting, but that also means if the mood changes it could change all at once

Our PSE&G bill is almost double this month what it was for the same month last year. Now well over $500. We keep trying to turn down the heat and our “smart” thermostat will not allow it.

A black and white cat nurses four tiny babies

A white and grey 3-day-old kitten asleep on mama’s belly. Mom looks over her shoulder at the camera as if to say, “do you see this little nugget?!”

The same white and grey kitten drinking milk from mom and falling asleep. His tiny foot and his littermate’s foot are visible on mom’s belly

The same black and white cat in a transfer cage in my back seat. Her four kittens are tucked underneath her. She is uncertain of what is happening and feeling protective.

Mama Bianca and the B hop babies (Bergamot, Bramling, Brooklyn, and Bravo) went to a more permanent foster home last night. I will miss them immensely! So glad I could be their conduit to safety. #rescueislife #everydayiscaturday

Category is: Things I Tell Myself Daily

Aww, hey Jersey City!

Nope!

A black and white cat nurses four newborn kittens. The one on the left is all black, the second is all grey, the third is a grey-and-white tabby, and the one on the right is mostly white with grey tabby ears and tail

Mama’s printer ran out of ink.

Yes! And I try to do one thing every day to make life better another creature

Atrocity penis, Stephen Miller.

Detachable cronut? Atrocity penis?

Sung to the tune of King Missile’s “Detachable Penis”

I am now singing “atrocity cronut” to the tune of King Missile’s “Detachable Penis”

A black and white cat nurses 4 2-day-old kittens

A sleeping grey and white kitten curled up on mom’s leg

Greetings from my basement

ATROCITY CRONUT.

A black-and-white cat nursing 4 tiny kittens

This stray mama and her 2-day-old kittens are resting comfortably in my basement, and are not outside in the snow.

Right?!

“Last time these ppl voted some stuff happened.. we can’t trust these ppl.. these ppl voted”

Smartest thing Charles Barkley ever said in his life

We scream-laughed and scared the cats

A one-day-old grey and white kitten naps on Mom with its siblings

Happy first #caturday, littles

Also, what a beautiful lamp!

Update!!!
Mama Bianca had three babies this morning WHILE in the vet’s office, and a surprise(!) fourth baby 8-10 hours later while we were out for dinner!

I think I’m beginning to see why Maura has such bad luck with men… #thetraitorsus

It’s been a week and I’m still mad about it.

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.

tcpipeline.org

I am a night owl and often sleep until 10 or 11 am. I told my partner if It happens in the morning and he doesn’t wake me up, there’s no hope for our relationship.

I would like to have a word with the insurance genius who decided that teeth don't really count as "health care"

This was the whole point of right wing billionaires destroying newspapers and buying Twitter, Tik Tok, CBS, etc.

Flood the zone with shit. Create a dystopia where nobody knows what the fuck is going on, so they won’t ever be held to account.