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Hemorrhoid Prime๐Ÿ”ž

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we out here... possibly a big boob enjoyer. Share nsfw occasionally so if you don't like that or are a minor, scram! Da movies: https://letterboxd.com/gatorbiscuits/ Vidya: https://www.backloggd.com/u/BULLSHITBLAZING/

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Minor spelling mistake on the first post hanging myself brb

01.03.2026 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canon Shinji Ikari activites by kirking someone with a sniper rifle.

01.03.2026 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really need those Evangelion Fortnite rumors to be true cause weather it's the pilots or an Eva either way it'll be funny as shit.

01.03.2026 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Maybe I'm no better this is my top 4 and if it allowed 5 Titanic would probably be right after Evil Dead 2.

01.03.2026 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the other this has caused people to think a Spiderverse movie is on par with movies like Throne of Blood, Come and See, or Fire Walk With Me.

01.03.2026 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On one hand I agree with let people enjoy things cause there are shitty people with shitty lives that have nothing better to do than to go up to someone whose excited for something and tell them it's shit.

01.03.2026 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ไน…ใ—ใถใ‚Šใซโ€ฆ

28.02.2026 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1706    ๐Ÿ” 530    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Every other horror game franchise: Oh fuck oh god woe is me I'm having a horrible psychological fuckfest and for arbitrary reasons I can't just shoot and kill the guy chasing me! Why is this happening!!!

Resident Evil:

28.02.2026 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why the fuck does Grace have to stomp around like she's 400 pounds what is she doing!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ

27.02.2026 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Game didn't even wait 30 minutes before hitting us with Leon clownery.

27.02.2026 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fortnite cancelled for the next two weeks or however long it takes me to get tired of this. It's time for real gaming.

27.02.2026 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Girls Peeing Everywhere

26.02.2026 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 540    ๐Ÿ” 194    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
A saucer leaves the scene of a cattle abduction. A drag path leads from a barn to a circular formation in the grass.

A saucer leaves the scene of a cattle abduction. A drag path leads from a barn to a circular formation in the grass.

A featureless face emerged from the darkness

A featureless face emerged from the darkness

โ€œThe sky keeps swallowing our cattle.โ€

26.02.2026 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1002    ๐Ÿ” 245    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Iโ€™M A BLACK MAN WITH A SHORT BLACK MAN BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BL BL BL BL BL BLACK MAN WITH A SHORT FUUuUUU.

26.02.2026 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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straight chuggin

28.04.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9712    ๐Ÿ” 2136    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 163    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
Mythra windy

Mythra windy

้ŽๅŽป็ตตๅ†ๆŽฒ ใƒ’ใ‚ซใƒชใกใ‚ƒใ‚“

26.02.2026 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 738    ๐Ÿ” 202    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

26.02.2026 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6084    ๐Ÿ” 2464    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40
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Himeno!๐Ÿ’š

26.02.2026 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 980    ๐Ÿ” 172    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Bro I feel so bad (not) for King Kong haters (wrong). They gotta have the most annoying life imaginable hahaha.

27.02.2026 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't believe half of the Monarch season 2 premiere is just a remake of Jurassic Park. Also I heard that Skull Island theme sneak you fuckers.

27.02.2026 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Twitter

27.02.2026 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard wearing a helmet and a collar that says " purple heart " ALT: a man with a beard wearing a helmet and a collar that says " purple heart "

I should kill my boss for making me work on RE9 release weekend.

26.02.2026 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…ยฝ review of Kong: Skull Island (2017) Spent almost the whole run time cackling. It's actually absurd how irreverent human death is in this movie and I dig it. Hype moments and aura but for people being eaten by lizards and fucked up birds...

It's so funny people were trying to compare this and Godzilla 2014 on release when this is just a bigger, better, and more insane beast. letterboxd.com/gatorbiscuit...

26.02.2026 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

While watching this I kept thinking back to how David Koepp was yapping about JWRebirth having a bunch of redshirts to kill off and expecting something like this. Also composer is doing Supernova and on rewatch yeah fuck it sure. He knows ball and that Kaiju shit needs the funny tubas.

26.02.2026 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dawg...

26.02.2026 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Monarch S2 starts in a day so now (re)watching

26.02.2026 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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ใ‚จใƒดใ‚กใฎ็ตต

15.01.2026 10:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 375    ๐Ÿ” 122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใŠใ—ใ”ใจๅ‘Š็Ÿฅโ‘ข
ๆœฌๆ—ฅ1/31็™บๅฃฒ ใ‚ฌใƒณใƒ€ใƒ ใ‚ซใƒผใƒ‰ใ‚ฒใƒผใƒ ใ€ŒSteel Requiem [GD03]ใซใฆ LRใƒ•ใƒชใƒผใƒ€ใƒ ใ‚ฌใƒณใƒ€ใƒ ๆใ‹ใ›ใฆใฆใ„ใŸใ ใใพใ—ใŸ๏ผ๏ผ
ๅฅฝใใชMSใฎๅฅฝใใชใ‚ทใƒผใƒณๆใ‘ใฆ็ฎฑใซใ‚‚่ผ‰ใ›ใฆใ„ใŸใ ใ‘ใฆ่ถ…ๅฌ‰ใ—ใ„ใฎใง่ฆ‹ใฆใใ ใ•ใ„ใพใ›๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ
ใƒŠใƒ‹ใƒˆใ‚พ๏ฝž๏ฝž๏ฝž
#ใ‚ฌใƒณใƒ€ใƒ ใ‚ซใƒผใƒ‰ใ‚ฒใƒผใƒ 
#ใ‚ฌใƒณใƒ€ใƒ 

31.01.2026 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 183    ๐Ÿ” 65    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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ใŠใ—ใ”ใจๅ‘Š็Ÿฅโ‘ก
ๆœฌๆ—ฅ1/31็™บๅฃฒ ใ‚ฌใƒณใƒ€ใƒ ใ‚ซใƒผใƒ‰ใ‚ฒใƒผใƒ ใ€ŒSteel Requiem [GD03]ใซใฆ
LR +GQuuuuuuX๏ผˆใ‚ชใƒกใ‚ฌใƒปใ‚ตใ‚คใ‚ณใƒŸใƒฅ่ตทๅ‹•ๆ™‚๏ผ‰ๆใ‹ใ›ใฆใฆใ„ใŸใ ใใพใ—ใŸ๏ผ๏ผ
ๆœ€ๆ–ฐใฎใ‚ฌใƒณใƒ€ใƒ ๆใ‘ใฆใ†ใ‚Œใ—ใ„๏ผ๏ผ
ใ“ใกใ‚‰ใ‚‚ใ”็ธใฎใ‚ใ‚‹ๆ–นๅฎœใ—ใใŠ้ก˜ใ„่‡ดใ—ใพใ™๏ผ๏ผ
#ใ‚ฌใƒณใƒ€ใƒ ใ‚ซใƒผใƒ‰ใ‚ฒใƒผใƒ  #ใ‚ฌใƒณใƒ€ใƒ 

31.01.2026 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 288    ๐Ÿ” 96    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1