nanda

não consigo achar isso certo

física tá estragando meu boletim😭

se arrependimento matasse

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que semana cansativa (terça feira)

“a vida é uma sopa e nois tá de garfo” KKKKKKKKKKKKKK

mas a vida continua né

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finalmente é sabado

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Eu não me conformo quando tô bonita e as fotos sai feia

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minha vida se o Twitter voltasse

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a língua eu até seguro, mas a expressão facial eu não garanto

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n aguento mais essa paz do bluesky vamo brigar por alguma coisa

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Falta bem pouco para o ano acabar (com a gente)

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“senhora tá no céu?”
- ok, puta, assim tá bom?

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A arte de ler uma mensagem 5 vezes é n saber como responder

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a pessoa que inventou acordar antes das 6h deveria ser presa

“falta um mês e meio em terceirão…”💔😭

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A semana já teve 8 dias e ainda é quarta-feira 🤡

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" vc tem saído? " sim do controle

tenho um surto diferente toda vez que vejo

nós mulheres completamente Lorelai

“U always let your emotions get in the way, that’s the problem with u lorelai, YOU DONT THINK”

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"vc n pensa em ter filhos?"

o planeta nesse exato momento:

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Setembro acabou estou na pista hein, quem tiver carro, por favor me atropele

que o tema da redação do enem esse ano seja sobre o caso do p.diddy pois eu nunca soube contar uma fofoca tão bem como sei essa

então é assim que o INFERNO se parece

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quando um problema surge na minha vida: “vo deita”

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quando a frente fria chegar e mandar esse calor pra puta que pariu