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Tom Orchard

@tomorchard.bsky.social

Dad of two. Director of Financial Planning firm. F1/Cars/Machines/Gadgets/LFC/Powerlifting/Mountain Biking

25 Followers  |  45 Following  |  6 Posts  |  Joined: 19.08.2024  |  1.7465

Latest posts by tomorchard.bsky.social on Bluesky

No idea how Connor Bradley kept his shorts up. Must be tricky when you’re carrying Mbappe in your pocket.

27.11.2024 21:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

9 year old daughter: Hey Dad, Mrs Williamson likes Taylor Swift

Me: there you go, she’s cooler than you think.

Daughter: yeh I just thought she liked old people music ….

… like Oasis.

Me: 😫

20.11.2024 19:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New office? Taking over the world?

19.11.2024 19:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thanks to those that got here first so I can just steal your follow lists 👍

17.11.2024 22:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’ve clearly got an eye for a poorly erased cock and balls. I mean it’s a niche talent, but a talent none the less.

17.11.2024 22:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Love that you had to get a photo of this 😂

17.11.2024 22:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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