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Yeah, but when Korman broke and the sketch fell apart, it got funnier because it felt real. MTG breaking feels even more scripted.

I’m amazed Musk is willing to put the Russian troll farms on blast like that.

President Zelenskyy came to the White House, looking for help from his longstanding ally.

He was ambushed, humiliated and berated for not being grateful enough.

Prince Bone Saw bin 9/11 came to the White House, for the first time since he ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi.

He was revered.

Miss me with this instant forgiveness of Marjorie Taylor Greene. She’s no hero. She’s Christoph Waltz at the end of Inglorious Basterds.

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The answer is “nothing”.

Between wagging the dog with this manufactured war with Venezuela he wants, his efforts to shut down SNAP by making everyone reapply, and his minions obstructing every step of the way, at MOST some of his enemies will be prosecuted and he gets off scot free, as usual

Wagging the dog in Venezuela seems to be the chosen distraction

Your comment sure didn’t convey that knowledge you claim to have. Maybe express yourself better next time so people don’t have to respond that way xoxo

Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?

Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous

Lost ACA subsidies. Lost abortion. Lost millions of dollars due to a grift the 8 senators who participated in the insurrection on J6 snuck into the funding bill.

We lost everything. So, fuck off now.

All of which could have been had without the shutdown in the first place. Hence we got nothing.

I’m honestly stunned he swore her in. I’ll admit I was wrong. I guess Johnson is expecting a piece of that grift the J6 co-conspirators are going to collect and he wanted that budget passed immediately.

We’re reacting that way only because they got the full loaf, plus our lunch money, and if someone doesn’t see the act of the 8 traitors as causing us to lose, they’re also complicit

Khanna isn’t a senator. Can we please at least educate ourselves as to the two chambers of our congress? Please? The House, where Khanna is seated, stood firm. It was the Senate that caved.

We can safely assume Warner, Gillibrand, and obviously Schumer were pro-caving, probably Booker, too.

Massie will abandon his own discharge petition.

I expect your admission you were wrong.

Great, cannot wait to wake up to fundraising emails with subject lines like “we’re not giving up!” asking me for $3 after completely letting us down.

Nothing compares to the suffering of a senator whose flight back from Napa was just canceled.

We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!

The Democratic establishment:

Thanks for admitting defeat. Good riddance, Nazi apologist.

I’m just a citizen of the United States, and I understand that Nazis are bad. I also understand that the Senate impacts all of us; he’s not running for state senate, you dolt. It wasn’t just any skull and crossbones, it was a highly specific one for an SS division. Keep caping for a Nazi, though.

It was a literal Nazi tattoo. Why would someone get a Nazi tat, genius?

Sanders: That is a totally meaningless gesture. You can get 100 votes here and it won't mean anything because the House is not going to take it up.

Ah yes, another case of refusing to understand that Nazis aren’t good.

Not soon enough. Get a Nazi tat, lose your credibility for life. That’s not some youthful mistake. He may have changed, but we should never have to roll the dice on that. Because anyone evil enough to get that in the first place can’t be trusted to help ANYBODY. EVER.

He’ll swear in the TN special election winner before Grijalva can sign the discharge petition. Nothing changes. The senate democrats sold us out because they were inconvenienced by the flight cancellations.

An end to the shutdown is in sight. A senior Dem Senator tells me there will be more than enough Democrats to vote in favor of re-opening the government tonight. They’ll get a promise of a vote on health care — but nothing more. Most of the Democratic leadership will likely vote against it.

“A promise of a vote on healthcare” is nothing