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It’s ok to change your mind when you realize you were wrong.

ironic as i’m currently in the hospital room to check if im iron deficient HAHAAAA

onion rings but it goes to voicemail

your aversion to anything earnest or sincere has affected us in the following ways 1. youre annoyinggggggg

this set of two pictures i found in 2016 on pinterest in dead silent middle school choir class that made me cry from laughing so hard i threw up

my constant stream of thank yous and sorrys will save me from the ass beating i have coming for the crime of having needs

1 more class and im done with ballet forever someone shoot me deown

me today in ballet when i forgot my ballet shoes

omgg that’s so tea but i never reply to bait i just see people with 0 media literacy replying instead of thinking infinite monkey theorem (a monkey randomly typing on a typewriter for an infinite amount of time will eventually produce any given text, like shakespeare)

need to start using this more often instead of replying to bait

i like ballet class because for one hour of my life i can be good

the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

it’ll be fine I just have to be a shaking terrified animal about it

false hologram niece begging for air credits

ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

did you hear they're gonna start publicly executing anyone with a glimmer of hope and a light in their eyes

fuuuuuck i have needs and wants and desires sadly they need to put me at the bottom of a deep as fuck hole and pour cement over me because of this

alright buddy we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

they should invent a me that can do things

going to start putting these up in areas with higher percentages of teslas

ppl who call u without warning for non serious reasons are so scary like if you call me without texting me first im fully assuming you’re in a saw trap or something

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

okay i’d love this on a skateboard deck THIS IS SO COOL WTF

If i hear “i’m a people pleaser” one more time. Whole time they’re a people agitator. A people disappointer. A people exhauster.

been getting into regret recently i think i've got a knack for it

my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool