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I think we can all agree that is exponentially more sad that I couldn't get kimbap today than it is that Joe Biden has cancer

Is this the post?

The saddest person I ever worked with was a guy who was in his mid 60's who pretended he was only working at the Whole Foods deli so he could invest in the company better

POV you're a bowl of congee

This is fucked because there are at least 300,000 of this one guy kind

It was great!

You're spitting like almost all of the time, and you have the energy to get into the fights that I never would AND you fight them very well!

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This is very nice

Howell, I swear

This is fire, I'll credit you when I use it, I promise

They've had it too good for too long

And they just keep stacking

I thought this was settled? Its Black No. 1 by Type O Negative, right?

A perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam

My US-backed Islamofascist friend saw a sign that said FREE PARKING and panicked that it said FREE PALESTINE. AL-QAEDA is tiiiiiiiired.

Is this true?

I'm giving it up for Kiki as we speak

It gets to the point where you have to start to wonder if, instead of it being "an accidental stumble" to the right over and over, it's a purposeful shift in ideology

It's important to remember that those freaks have made the maxim "The Democratic Party cannot fail, it can only be failed" their entire political identity

LOL damn, it's been a minute since I've seen the "It's actually your fault I'm amoral liberal slime" argument, we really are doing 2016 all over again

I have this exact same observation in my notes app. crazy.

The quality/volume ratio of your output is genuinely untouchable, I wish I could experience the netherrealm for like 5 seconds if this is what your access to it produces

Streamer Awards nominations are up. They're 100% determined by write-in. If you like me or any of my friends, please consider submitting a ballot with the following nominations so we can fuck up the whole thing. You can nominate me, the Box Stream, and them here: thestreamerawards.com/nominations

Hey! Help us get nominated for the Streamer Awards! If we get nominated, Stefan is going to fly down to Nashville for a 12 hour stream! We're serious!

Is that Lillith from Borderlands?

Damn, David is so cool

It's such bullshit that I can't just get one taste of every ice cream I see

Maybe the only thing to be proud of America for is inventing the club sandwich

Whatever you do, don't think about how this record now is as old as most of the classic rock was on classic rock radio when you were a kid