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Tess Lynch

@tesslynch.bsky.social

LA lady

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Latest posts by tesslynch.bsky.social on Bluesky

That was the greatest baseball game I’ve ever seen.

02.11.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2111    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 10

So fucking stressful lol

02.11.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BASEBALL

02.11.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.

03.10.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9861    πŸ” 4707    πŸ’¬ 849    πŸ“Œ 941

I would like the child sacrificed to stop, either by we stop doing them, or we acquire an orb with some kind of enchantment, I don't want to be too prescriptive about it, but an orb or other artifact with magical properties that causes them to stop.

25.09.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2103    πŸ” 346    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 2

Team Jimmy Kimmel,,, that guys my family.

18.09.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6593    πŸ” 704    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 29

in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments.

that fox news host still has his job.

17.09.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 15160    πŸ” 5975    πŸ’¬ 234    πŸ“Œ 139
Republicans are honoring Charlie Kirk’s memory by declaring war on the First AmendmentThe guardians of β€˜free speech’ sure had a change of heart.

Republicans are honoring Charlie Kirk’s memory by declaring war on the First AmendmentThe guardians of β€˜free speech’ sure had a change of heart.

We cannot make the headlines blunter people www.theverge.com/policy/77979...

17.09.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3909    πŸ” 1038    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 24

Watchin' the takes roll by

11.09.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rain πŸ₯Ή

23.08.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
21.07.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 12471    πŸ” 3629    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 45

Oh no! I love the MJT

21.07.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!"

22.06.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

Also they hide a cup of plain pasta in everything, never stop being you Calif

27.05.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So did "California Chicken Cafe" rebrand at some point to "Calif Chicken Cafe"?

Calif? Calif. caaaaaalifornia chicken cafe.

27.05.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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what a visual

07.04.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9102    πŸ” 2906    πŸ’¬ 201    πŸ“Œ 205

as always I am finding it very difficult to work

03.04.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 508    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

That was some big thunder in Eagle Rock

03.04.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Agent Dale Cooper in Twin Peaks, inside the Black Lodge, saying, "Where am I, and how can I leave?"

Agent Dale Cooper in Twin Peaks, inside the Black Lodge, saying, "Where am I, and how can I leave?"

when i arrive in god's country

31.03.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 264    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

🀑

14.03.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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OSCARS NIGHT EARTHQUAKE

03.03.2025 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 232    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Quake. Yikes.

03.03.2025 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

look I’m no messaging expert but it seems like the American people might be interested to know that Donald Trump just gave our social security numbers to a teen called BigBalls

02.02.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7441    πŸ” 2801    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 92

Kind of surreal how quickly things are devolving 🫠

28.01.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever washed their car to make sure this would happen, thank you

26.01.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's raining πŸ₯Ή

26.01.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
photo of excerpt from Lynch on Lynch, which reads - 
"What else were you doing at the time, besides writing?
- I was building sheds, and whenever you can build a shed, you've got it made."

photo of excerpt from Lynch on Lynch, which reads - "What else were you doing at the time, besides writing? - I was building sheds, and whenever you can build a shed, you've got it made."

David Lynch on sheds

18.01.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 603    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 10

There it is!

10.01.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure whoever's running the emergency alert texts just mistakenly sent evacuation orders to los feliz/silver lake that were intended for west hills

10.01.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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