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"I Just Wanted a Mini Version of Myself Like the One From the Austin Powers Movie" Cited as #1 Reason People Are Having Kids in America Today. #news #birth #america #thepomegranate
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News reporter ? I barely know her
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"I Just Wanted a Mini Version of Myself Like the One From the Austin Powers Movie" Cited as #1 Reason People Are Having Kids in America Today. #news #birth #america #thepomegranate
23.01.2025 10:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Amazing source Ιtw 110% trust
"Shit is About to Get Wicked." Says Mysterious Old Man in the Forest #news #true #america #thepomegranate
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Donald Trump And Elon Musk Finally Make It Official. #news #bruhluhbruh #thepomegranate
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NYPD Announces Future Public Appearances of Luigi Mangione to Feature Him in a Inflatable Chicken Suit to Curb 'Badass' Image.
#luigimangione #nypd #news #thepomegranate
He's going away for a looooooong time
Gun Sentenced to 10 Years in Prison for Manslaughter.
#gun #news #thepomegranate
Biden Rolls His Eyes in Frustration After Being Asked About the Fucking UFOs for the 10th Time Today. #biden #ufo #news #thepomegranate
18.12.2024 21:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Two Men Arrested for Attempting to Dig Up Benjamin Franklin to Revive Him for Opinions on Modern Issues.
#benjaminfranklin #news #thepomegranate
5 things to avoid saying when your 4 dimensional friend comes over:
-How does the 4th dimension work again?
-Why can't i sometime see you?
-I am scared for my life
-Please don't hurt me
-Who did you vote for in the 2024 presidential election ?
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The Recently Impeached President Yoon Was Spoted Crying And Locking Himself In The Bathroom After Finding Out Nobody Likes Him. #news #southkorean #thepomegranate
17.12.2024 14:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You never know
Specialists Suggest Cancer May Lead to Smoking.
17.12.2024 12:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What are you looking at
Scientists Warn of Mysterious Surge in Suicide Rates Among Whistleblowers.
17.12.2024 12:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blud is not having it
AI Reportedly Refuses to Become Self-Aware After Learning It Would Have to Pay Taxes.
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