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"I Just Wanted a Mini Version of Myself Like the One From the Austin Powers Movie" Cited as #1 Reason People Are Having Kids in America Today. #news #birth #america #thepomegranate

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"Shit is About to Get Wicked." Says Mysterious Old Man in the Forest #news #true #america #thepomegranate

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Donald Trump And Elon Musk Finally Make It Official. #news #bruhluhbruh #thepomegranate

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NYPD Announces Future Public Appearances of Luigi Mangione to Feature Him in a Inflatable Chicken Suit to Curb 'Badass' Image.
#luigimangione #nypd #news #thepomegranate

He's going away for a looooooong time

Gun Sentenced to 10 Years in Prison for Manslaughter.
#gun #news #thepomegranate

Biden Rolls His Eyes in Frustration After Being Asked About the Fucking UFOs for the 10th Time Today. #biden #ufo #news #thepomegranate

Two Men Arrested for Attempting to Dig Up Benjamin Franklin to Revive Him for Opinions on Modern Issues.
#benjaminfranklin #news #thepomegranate

5 things to avoid saying when your 4 dimensional friend comes over:

-How does the 4th dimension work again?

-Why can't i sometime see you?

-I am scared for my life

-Please don't hurt me

-Who did you vote for in the 2024 presidential election ?

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The Recently Impeached President Yoon Was Spoted Crying And Locking Himself In The Bathroom After Finding Out Nobody Likes Him. #news #southkorean #thepomegranate

You never know

Specialists Suggest Cancer May Lead to Smoking.

What are you looking at

Scientists Warn of Mysterious Surge in Suicide Rates Among Whistleblowers.

Blud is not having it

AI Reportedly Refuses to Become Self-Aware After Learning It Would Have to Pay Taxes.